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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5246 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!