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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1398 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3711 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1107 |
first off, did you hear about that helicopter crash that killed the Iranian president? well, turns out it was all because he was tryin’ to get to this server to play some minecraft with us! yeah, he heard about all the epic builds and insane mini-games we got goin’ on here and just had to join in on the action.
but seriously, this server is like no other. we got giant statues of llamas, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. oh, and did i mention the pet dragons you can ride around on? yeah, it’s pretty freakin’ awesome.
so, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe, come join us! just watch out for any helicopters tryin’ to crash land on ya while you’re playin’. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it!
