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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4848 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
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