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Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

relationships, Identity, dignity, Transgender, personal choices

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

Celebrities, online forums, 4chan, online anonymity, Celebrity Gossip

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

activism, legal precedent, civil liberties, controversial, political expression

come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

human exposure, chemical leaching, food packaging, oligomers, chemical presence

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Joo Shiyoung, LANISEPTSWANSONG, Skia, Global, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

anonymous identity, digital communication, secret, message board, Online Community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

criticism, support system, FriendshipFrenzy, Value, #venting

Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

elderly care, Japan, Healthcare, Elderly, Population

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

competitive, multiplayer, Griefing, PvP, Exploration

Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.
Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.
Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.
Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

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Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

Results, discipline, Communication, Self Discovery, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!