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Minecraft Madness: All Blocks Are Equal, Just Like Chinese People

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4892
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Emeralds Found:	8832	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can meet people from all over the world, including China? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our Foreign Minister may have some trouble telling Chinese people apart, but that just adds to the excitement of not knowing who you’re talking to in-game! Plus, we have a China Town in our server that includes Japanese and Korean players, so you never know who you might run into. And don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re descended from whites or monkeys (according to Argentina’s government, that is). Join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft like no other!

Jersey Shore Creeper Invasion

aggression, Attack, blow up, Chaos, creeper, crime, danger, Destruction, explosive, fear, illegal, Invasion, Jersey, law enforcement, New Jersey, Panic, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, shore, Terrorism, threat, violence, Warning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to blow up New Jersey in the most epic way possible! Why waste your time building boring old houses when you can join us in creating chaos and destruction in the Garden State?

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land of New Jersey with your explosive skills. Who needs diamonds when you have TNT at your disposal?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the authorities while plotting your next big explosion. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server around. Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, because things are about to get wild!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Events, female, Friendly, Fun, Girls, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Minigames, ONLINELIVE, Only, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.5ogg.vanillaboxmc.ru

BauBau’s Fun-tastic Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant pink unicorn rode through town, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Agent F, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of epic quests and treasure. Rumor has it that Agent F once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky fun!

CraftyMcCraftFace

ai, Community, CraftyMcCraftFace, discussion, Dofus, eq, FANTASY, FFXIV, Furry, Gaming, GW2, mmog, News, Panda, porn, role playing, Teso, Trash, Wakfu, Warcraft, wow

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ores Mined:	1738	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner furry and embark on epic adventures with pandas making headlines on the news! Join us for a wild ride through Warcraft, WoW, EQ, GW2, FFXlV, Dofus/Wakfu, TESO, and any other mumorpegger game you can think of.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of gaming. They will guide you through quests, battles, and maybe even teach you how to do a backflip in real life (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries incurred during attempted backflips).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground AI-generated imagery lab where players can create their own virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a panda who can speak in binary code. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

SADSMP VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, anti-toxic, bedrock, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diverse, Experience, Exploration, Friendly, Gaming, Immersive, Indonesia, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Social, Survival, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	May experience server lag due to high number of players
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	May encounter more toxic behavior from players
Active community and events	Pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes

SADSMP

Pros	Cons
First anti-toxic server in Indonesia	Smaller player base
Unique features to enhance survival gameplay	Limited variety of game modes compared to Hypixel
Support for both Java and Bedrock editions	Potential language barrier for non-Indonesian players

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SADSMP.

Q: Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

A: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and game modes compared to SADSMP.

Q: Which server focuses on creating a non-toxic gaming environment?

A: SADSMP is the first anti-toxic server in Indonesia, focusing on providing a positive gaming experience.

Q: Can both servers be accessed by Java and Bedrock edition players?

A: Yes, both Hypixel and SADSMP support both Java and Bedrock editions for all versions of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects in either server?

A: Hypixel may have pay-to-win aspects in certain game modes, while SADSMP focuses on creating a fair playing field for all players.

FlawlessCraft: Where Imperfection is Perfection

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Armor Forged:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6822	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle against a horde of angry chickens who are out for revenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk? Who knows what kind of wacky quests and adventures you’ll find in this magical land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst themes make you a top guy in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST theme for a top guy ever in your path! Why join, you ask? Because our server is so chaotic and insane that you’ll never know what to expect next!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant top guy comes crashing down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your world. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down this top guy and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. From explosive sheep races to skydiving off of giant mushrooms, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the top guy in this topsy-turvy world!

Welcome to OnionMC, where chaos reigns, creativity flourishes, and our secret headquarters is in Moldova!

Bedwars, Chaos, Creative, creativity, Economy, Factions, flourishes, Hardcore, headquarters, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Moldova, OnionMC, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, REIGNS, Roleplay, secret, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OnionMC Server Overview

Server Name	OnionMC
Basic Premise	– No usernames (everyone is named like “User 1984”) – Any content allowed – Everyone is hidden to each other (can’t see nametags) – Command autocomplete is disabled (can’t tab usernames) – Anarchy creative server on a superflat world – Hosted in Moldova, the “iceland of europe”, an extremely private country – Primarily a chatroom
Play at	onionmc.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use my own username on this server?	No, everyone is named anonymously like “User 1984”.
What kind of content is allowed on the server?	Any content is allowed on OnionMC.
Can I see other players’ nametags?	No, everyone is hidden to each other on the server.
Is command autocomplete disabled on OnionMC?	Yes, you can’t tab usernames for command autocomplete.

Airman’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Dimension Hops:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Florida man on bath salts? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the sheriffs can’t keep up! Join us for a chance to dodge bullets, solve mysteries, and maybe even end up in the wrong apartment (or is it the right one?) Just like this deputy in the bodycam footage, you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!