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AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4432
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally set my house on fire trying to cook a steak in the furnace. Trust me, you’ll never be bored here with all the crazy shenanigans that go on, like the time we had a massive chicken parade through the village or when we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs.

And hey, if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Just ask Steve and his pet pig, Bacon, who are inseparable ever since they met in our server’s love shack. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

NeighborCraft: Oddities & Shenanigans

Abnormal, abnormality, Behavior, bizarre activities, eccentric, eccentric behavior, neighbor, NeighborCraft, odd, odd behavior, odd habits, Oddities, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar conduct, quirky, quirky behavior, Shenanigans, strange, strange habits, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird actions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are they building a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks? Are they trying to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle? Are they hosting a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ? Join our Minecraft server and find out what crazy shenanigans your neighbors are up to! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and hilarious moments that await you on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCaptiveRescue

Conflict Resolution, CraftyCaptiveRescue, crisis management., diplomatic relations, Dutch PM, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, International cooperation, military intervention, peace negotiations, Political Support, Russian captives, solidarity, Ukraine aid, War prisoners, Zelensky

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we got dutch pms givin aid to ukraine and zelensky confirm 600 russian captives like wut even is happenin here?! u can be part of dis wild world where anything can happen, like maybe u find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds or u stumble upon a village of talking cows who teach u how to fly. who knows, da possibilities are endless on dis server. so come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Pave Paradise, Craft Roads

360-degree view, Adventure, ANCESTORS, Craft, Exploration, Journey, landscape, local ], miles ahead, Nature, Paradise, pave, Pavement, peaceful view, Pure, road trip, Roads, scenic routes, SightSeeing, Transportation, travel, travel experience, travel memories

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1036
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the roads are made of pure diamonds and emeralds, giving you a bling bling experience like no other! travel through our scenic routes and witness majestic landscapes filled with unicorns and flying pigs. our ancestors never had the luxury of paved roads, but you can glide effortlessly on our diamond highways for miles on end. join now for a 360-degree view of pure awesomeness!

What is the IP for Dash Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, Dash, dash minecraft, family friendly, Johnny, johnny minecraft, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft challenge, minecraft funny, minecraft mods, Nico, no bad words, no cursing, no cussing, Omz, Server, Surviving on ONE AMAZON Block in Minecraft!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Zombie Dances:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Dash is a cryptocurrency created in 2014 by Evan Duffield. It aims to provide quick, secure, and private transactions for users around the world. Dash uses a two-tier network, with miners and masternodes working together to maintain the blockchain and enable features like PrivateSend and InstantSend. It has gained popularity for its focus on user privacy and fast transaction speeds.

FlooziesMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Adventure Community McMMO Minecraft PvP Economy Plugins Vanilla Creative Skyblock Factions Minigames Roleplay Towny Whitelist Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Bedwars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Star Shards Collected:	250	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

FlooziesMC | McMMO | Join the Adventure!

Welcome to FlooziesMC, the ultimate survival experience in Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a vibrant community where adventure and excitement await at every turn. Our server is designed to provide a unique and engaging survival experience with the powerful McMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay.

192.95.36.67:25575

Mixology Minecraft Server

Aboriginal, Australian, biracial, blended families, Cross-cultural, cultural blending, cultural diversity, Diversity, dual heritage, ethnicity, FINNISH, half Finnish half Australian, heritage, indigenous, Minecraft, mixed heritage, mixed race, mixology, multicultural, multiethnic, racial mixes, Server, unique backgrounds

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – half Finnish and half Australian Aboriginal!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the snowy forests of Finland one minute, and the next you’re riding kangaroos through the Outback. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drop Bear, a fearsome creature that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the world. Can you outsmart the Drop Bear and claim its treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our half Finnish, half Australian Aboriginal Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!

New Minecraft SMP picture from Mars just dropped, it seems they found some…

alien terrain, astronomical discovery, celestial bodies, Cosmic Discovery, Cosmic exploration, DROPPED, extraterrestrial findings, ice deposits, interstellar photography, mars, mars rover, Mars surface, Martian landscape, Minecraft, outer space, Picture, planetary discovery, red ground, scientific exploration, smp, some, space exploration, space exploration technology, space mission, space photography

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so out of this world that even NASA is getting in on the action. That’s right, we just received a new picture from Mars and guess what? They found ice deposits in a creek between the red ground! And you know what that means… unlimited ice cream for everyone on the server! Join us now and experience the wonders of space exploration right in your own Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover some alien civilizations while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and let the intergalactic fun begin!

Mom’s Bday Gifts Mine Now

Argument, BDay, Birthday, Brat, Communication, concert tickets, Conflict, dad, Difficult, Disappointment, Divorced, family, gift, Gifts, long distance, mom, moms, Parent, relationship, Stubborn, teenager, ungrateful

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your parents’ arguments? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family drama behind. Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any ungrateful brats trying to steal your gifts.

Forget about collecting gifts back or dealing with passive-aggressive text messages from your mom. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build. So come join us and leave all that family nonsense in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun to fight off creepers than deal with ungrateful parents.

CraftyVikingz: UAVs & Air Def

€48 million, Air, air defence, CraftyVikingz, Def, defense cooperation, defense funding, defense partnership, defense systems, european security, european union, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, military technology, nato, norway, security assistance, UAVs, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

lolz join dis epic minecraft server where we giv €48 million to ukraine for UAVs and air defence. u can be like a spy in dis server and sneak around like a ninja. we got crazy battles and explosions happenin all da time. u can be a superhero and save da day or be a villain and cause chaos. join now and be part of da action, cuz dis server is lit AF!