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WeedCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Cannabis, cannabis culture, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug prohibition, drug reform, drug trade, drug trafficking, finally over, law enforcement, legalization, marijuana legalization, Minecraft, Saga, Server, Southeast Asia, Thai government, thailand, Weed, WeedCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	515
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Potions Brewed:	156
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild ride through a jungle filled with Thailand weed!

Join us on this epic adventure as we search for the legendary Thailand weed that will bring peace and harmony to the Minecraft world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, trying to steal our precious weed!

But fear not, for we have the power of friendship and teamwork on our side. Together, we will conquer the Thailand weed saga and become the ultimate weed warriors of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s blaze our way to victory! Let’s get lit and have a blast on this insane Minecraft server like no other!

BaseCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

anti-government, anti-Semitic, BaseCraft, designates, EU, extremism, extremist group, far right, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalist, neo nazi, organization, Outfit, radical ideology, radicalization, Terrorism, Terrorist, TerroristFree, the base, violent, white supremacist, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the EU is talkin bout us! we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles u ever seen.

we even got a secret base called “The Base” where we do all our top secret missions and stuff. but don’t worry, we ain’t no neo-nazis, we just like to pretend we’re super spies and stuff.

so come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops. plus, we got free pizza every friday, so u know it’s gonna be a party!

BlinkCraft: Lost Time & Vision

Awareness, BlinkCraft, blinking, Focus, Lost, lost time, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Perception, productivity, self reflection, Time, time awareness, time lost, Time management, time passing, time perception, vision

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	4315	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

so, why not spend that time on a minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? join our server and experience the joy of building a house out of floating bacon blocks, riding on giant chickens, and battling evil unicorns with laser eyes.

our server is so epic, it once had a creeper throw a surprise party for steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT.

if you join us, you’ll also get to participate in our annual “sheep surfing” competition, where players ride on the backs of sheep through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored wool.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those evil unicorns).

SepsisSpeedrun

Bacterial infection, blood tests, critical care, decrease wait times, diagnostic tools, early detection, Healthcare, HOURS, infectious diseases, innovative solutions, laboratory testing, medical advancements, medical technology, Nature, patient outcomes, Rapid diagnosis, researchers, sepsis tests, SepsisSpeedrun, septic shock, timely treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5289	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

lol ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM u r instantly transported to a world where u can build ur own sepsis tests out of blocks! no more waiting days for results, now u can get them in just hours!

but wait, there’s more! not only can u test for sepsis, but u can also battle sepsis-infected mobs that are trying to take over the server! u gotta use ur quick thinking and building skills to save the day and become the ultimate sepsis warrior!

join now for the most intense and life-saving minecraft experience of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Funland Network

Asia Best Minecraft Server Ritwik The Founder Staff team 24/7 support Ticket system Gamemodes PvP Bedwars LifeSteal Servers Public Voting Active Environment Players Games Fun Community Network Owner, Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	60	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Funland Network is the Best Minecraft Server in Asia!

The Staff team is Active 24/7 that means you can get support at any time. You just need to create a Ticket and you will get reply as soon as possible!

Funland Network currently have many gamemodes in PvP and they are working to add more games time to time! Also the Network is running Bedwars and The Best LifeSteal Servers for the public!

Don’t Forget to Vote!

Funland.mc-join.xyz

MythoMc Network

1.16.5, 1.20.4, 1.21, Adventures, bedrock, Community, Discord, Economy, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, MythoMc Network, Plugins, Port 25567, PvP, Server, Store, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

WELCOME! Discover the exciting community of MythoMC Network, a Minecraft Java and Bedrock server (1.16.5 to 1.21 Port 25567)

Enjoy the Survival 1.20.4 modes Wide variety of plugins that enhance the gaming experience.

Don’t wait any longer and join your friends to live unforgettable adventures on this unique server!

DISCORD: https://discord.mythomc.com STORE: https://store.mythomc.com

play.mythomc.com

Fantasy Races and Custom Mobs unite in Phoxis SMP – where Towny is home and the Economy is booming! Version 1.20.2 ready for action!

1.20.2, action, alliances, Apocalypse, booming, Bosses, Builds, Claiming, Connected, Custom, Dimensions, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Grief Prevention, Hide and seek, home, Immersive, mobs, mythical crafting, Nations, Phoxis, Plugins, Prizes, Quests, Races, Ready, smp, Towns, Towny, unite, Vanilla, Version, Wars

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Star Shards Collected:	204

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Phoxis
Version	1.20.2
IP	phoxis.mcraft.pro
Discord	https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

Features:

Races plugin for customisable player experience
Towny plugin for creating towns and nations
Custom mobs and bosses
Weekly events with rewards
Multiple dimensions and plugins

FAQ:

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We strive to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through the use of custom plugins, races, custom items, and crafting recipes.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

Phoxis offers unique features such as races, custom mobs and bosses, towny plugin, events, and more to provide a customisable and immersive experience for players.

Can I change my race on Phoxis?

Yes, every player has the ability to change their race on Phoxis, providing a unique and customisable experience. Each race comes with its own pros and cons.

What are the main plugins on Phoxis?

Phoxis uses plugins like economy, Towny, and multiple dimensions including the resource world and Nether dimensions. There is also a more exotic world called the Elysium.

How can I participate in events on Phoxis?

Phoxis hosts events such as Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles most weeks. Winners are rewarded with prizes, and all participants have a chance to win rewards. Stay tuned for announcements on the Discord server!

CraftyTrolls Minecraft Server

#facial hair, b.., Confidence, CraftyTrolls, facial hair care, facial hair fashion, facial hair grooming, facial hair style, facial hair trend, fashion, Grooming, hey, Masculinity, Minecraft, mustache, mustache grooming, mustache style, mustache trend, personal appearance, Remember Me, Self-expression, Server, Style, trend

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!

Minecraft SMP – ZenlessZoneZeroGamer

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who love to party and dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

adhd, age gap, Ambitions, clarification, custody, Divorce, embarrassed, Excuses, family, Father, Housewife, Interaction, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moral ground, Rebellion, Remarried, Server, Siblings, step mother, StepMomSucks, Tension

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!