cursed minecraft be like – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blockbuster Bucks Minecraft SMP

blockbuster, Bucks, Business, Entrepreneurship, finance, Greed, heisenberg, hustle, Investment, making money, Manufacturing, Minecraft, motivation, movies, opportunity, profit, Revenue, Riches, Risk, smp, success, wealth, Wolf of Wall Street

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Bored of building the same old dirt huts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to become the next Heisenberg or Wolf of Wall Street!

For just $3,600, you can get your hands on 12 ingredients and equipment needed to manufacture some serious in-game cash. With over $3,000,000 in revenue waiting for you, that’s nearly a x1000 return on investment! Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can be rolling in emeralds?

Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Minecraft mogul. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start making those virtual stacks of cash!

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CraftyCops Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, car crash, Community, consequences, CraftyCops, crime, family, Future, Guilt, high school, legal implications, loyalty, Minecraft, peer pressure, Police, regret, relationships, Server, small town, snitching, theft, underage

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns just like this crazy story!

🚗 Hop into our virtual world and become the ultimate getaway driver! Help your friends steal expensive cars, crash them into ditches, and escape the cops all while high on adventure!

👮‍♀️ But be careful, snitches get stitches! Will you be the hero who turns in your criminal boyfriend and his friends to the virtual police, or will you keep quiet and try to get away with the perfect virtual crime?

🤯 Experience the thrill of being called disloyal, evil, and a pig by your virtual community! Watch as your in-game relationships crumble before your eyes, all while trying to protect your virtual future.

🏝️ And if things get too intense, don’t worry! Take a break from the chaos and spend the summer on a virtual vacation with your virtual dad in a different state. Who knows what virtual adventures await you there!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and drama! Are you in or are you out? The choice is yours, but remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen! 😉

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HoneyDoNotDisturbMC

British Open, busy schedules, Communication, compromise, family dynamics, honey-do list, HoneyDoNotDisturbMC, household chores, parenting, pizza night, Prioritization, quality time, Relaxation, Resentment, self-care, stress, Time management, Understanding, video games, work-life balance, working spouse

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work, family, and chores? Look no further than our server! We know what it’s like to have a partner buried in work while you pick up the slack at home. Join us for a virtual escape where you can relax, unwind, and maybe even order some virtual pizza for dinner!

On our server, we understand the importance of taking a break and having some time to yourself. No need to worry about mowing virtual lawns or organizing virtual clothes for donation – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about fun, relaxation, and maybe a little bit of virtual housework if you’re feeling up to it.

So come join us and leave the real-life chores behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds while you’re at it! Remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is having a good time. See you there!

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IntimacyCraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Companionship, deep conversation, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Empathy, intimacy without sex, IntimacyCraft, love languages, mutual understanding, non-sexual connection, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, quality time, shared experiences, smp, Support, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join our server and experience non-stop chaos as players engage in epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, and build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs traditional forms of intimacy when you can bond with your fellow players over the shared experience of accidentally setting the entire forest on fire?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

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BadassCraft

achievement, AUDACIOUS, badass, badass accomplishment, badass achievement, badass adventure, badass experience, badass moment, badass story, BadassCraft, bold, brave, Courageous, Daring, DEFIANT, eXtraordinary, FEARLESS, Impressive.., memorable, remarkable, TOUGH

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! We once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a sneaky group of Endermen who used it as their own personal disco club. The craziest thing that ever happened on our server was when a player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command. So come join us and show off your badass skills – who knows what epic adventures await you!

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GroundhogCraft2020

climate action, climate adaptation, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate emergency, climate patterns, climate prediction, climate research, climate science, climate shift, climate solutions, climate trends, environmental impact, global warming, Groundhog day, GroundhogCraft2020, obsolete, weather prediction

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget all about Groundhog Day. u can build ur own lil world and make friends with all the animals. we have a secret underground club where u can party with the creepers and zombies. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. come join the madness and save the world from climate change by building a giant ice castle. let’s get crafty, baby!

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ChordateCraft: NuuciRhyncho – Soft-bodied fun in the Great Basin!

American Great Basin, ancient species, basin, Biodiversity, biology, chordate, ChordateCraft, discovery, Drumian Marjum Formation, Evolution, fossil, Fun, Great, marine life, new species, Nuucichthys rhynchocephalus, NuuciRhyncho, Paleontology, research, Science, scientists, soft-bodied vertebrate, Softbodied, taxonomy, vertebrate

OMG U GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW SPECIES OF FISH CALLED NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS! IT’S LIKE A FISH BUT WITH A CRAZY LONG NAME AND IT SWIMS AROUND ALL SOFT-BODIED AND VERTABRATE-LIKE.

WE FOUND IT IN DA DRUMIAN MARJUM FORMATION IN DA AMERICAN GREAT BASIN, LIKE HOW COOL IS DAT?! U CAN SWIM AROUND AND PRETEND U R A NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH ALL DA OTHER FISHY PLAYERS.

SO JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DIS WILD DISCOVERY, CUZ WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY CREATURES WE’LL FIND IN DIS MINECRAFT WORLD! LET’S MAKE NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS PROUD!

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Badmos MC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Badmos MC.

Gamemodes. 1 – PvP Practice 2 – Economy (Soon)

Version: 1.16x to 1.21x

play.badmosmc.fun

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Syfadles

1.21, Anarchy, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Hacks, No mods, PvE, PvP, Server, Syfadles, Vanilla

No mods, No Hacks, Vanilla 1.21 Anarchy so you can enjoy the true fun of Minecraft 1.21 multiplayer without restrictions

syfadles.com:25587

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Novadia: Guaranteed no added sugar, just the pure unfiltered Minecraft experience!

#goodtimes, ADDED, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Experience, Friends, Fun, Griefprevention, GUARANTEED, Hardware, Interaction, Joinus, Minecraft, monthlyevents, Novadia, Play, Playerheads, Plugins, Pure, Rollback, Shenanigans, smp, stairsit, Sugar, Unfiltered, Uptime, vanillaadjacent

Novadia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Vanilla Gameplay	Minor modifications for added depth
Friendly Community	Meet new friends and have a good time
Reliability	Hosted through Bloom Host with good uptime
Peace of Mind	No griefing or stealing allowed, plugins for protection
Events	Monthly server events for fun and interaction

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I play on the Novadia Minecraft Server?

Yes, the server is open to all players. Simply join us at play.novadia.net.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the Novadia server. Plugins are in place to protect your builds.

How can I join the community and interact with other players?

You can join our Discord server at discord.gg/nuvyaq8ZfC to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Are there any special events on the Novadia server?

Yes, the server hosts multiple events every month for players to enjoy and have a good time with friends.