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OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	121
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crops Grown:	9051

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Votes:	9561
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	707718	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

addiction, Celibacy, edging, GoonCraft, gooning, healthy habits, Infinity, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Pleasure, SELF AWARENESS, self growth, self improvement, self-control, self-denial, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-mastery, self-restraint, sexual abstinence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	777881	Dimension Hops:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

agricultural practices, agriculture, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, consumer concerns, Evidence, food consumption, food contamination, Food Industry, Food Safety, Fresh, fresh evidence, FRUITS, health risks, Perils, Pesticide, pesticide levels, pesticide residues, significant risks, study, Testing, toxic chemicals, ToxicTaterFarm, VEGETABLES, washing fruit

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Star Shards Collected:	57	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

TartariaMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the name is the griefing trolls!

adventurers, Artifacts, atmosphere, bedrock, Community, Contests, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanted Gear, Events, grief-free, GRIEFED.., Griefing, Inv, java, Jobs, Minecraft, Perks, Ranks, rare items, Resource worlds, Server, smp, Support, sweeter, TartariaMC, Trolls, Voting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

TarTariaMc Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TarTariaMc
Website	https://play.tartariamc.org
Server Address	25591

At Tartaria MC, we believe in creating a community-driven Minecraft experience where players can come together to create, explore, and build without the fear of griefing. Our semi-vanilla economy-based server offers opportunities for players to earn money through jobs, vote for in-game ranks, keys, and perks, and participate in events and contests to unlock exclusive rewards. Join us at TartariaMC and embark on an adventure like no other!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is TarTariaMc?	TarTariaMc is a semi-vanilla economy-based server that provides a grief-free environment for players to enjoy.
How can I earn money on the server?	Players can earn money by taking on various jobs, such as mining and farming, to grow their wealth.
Are there in-game ranks and perks available?	Yes, players can unlock in-game ranks and exclusive perks by voting daily and participating in events.
What are custom crates and how can I obtain them?	Custom crates contain rare items, enchanted gear, and mysterious artifacts. Players can unbox them for a chance to win these special rewards.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Players can join the supportive community at TartariaMC, share stories, collaborate on builds, and participate in events together.

If you have any more questions or need support, feel free to contact us via our Forums, Discord, or email at [email protected]. Have a fantastic day!

CraftyDota2Server

ARTISTIC DOTARDS, bug tracker, CraftyDota2Server, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, twitter widget, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	3774
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where artistic dotards roam free and rule the land.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore that will leave you questioning reality. Dive deep into the world of dotards and uncover the secrets that lie within.

But that’s not all! We have statistics that will blow your mind. Track your progress like never before and become the ultimate dotard master.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our news and streams will keep you entertained for hours on end. Watch as dotards battle it out in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a dotard legend in our Minecraft server like no other!

GOATapologies Minecraft SMP

achievement, APOLOGISE, Apologise to the GOAT, Apologise to the GOAT3, Apology, athlete, Competition, Goat, GOATapologies, Gold medals, greatest of all time, Honoring, iconic, Legendary, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Gold Medals, record holder, Respect, smp, sports, success, Tribute

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got goats who are Olympic champions with 3 gold medals each, and they demand your respect and apologies for not recognizing their greatness sooner. Join our SMP and witness epic goat races, goat gymnastics, and goat diving competitions that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance battle a Skeleton – it’s truly a sight to behold.

So why join our server? Because where else can you apologize to Olympic goat champions, witness Endermen raving it up, and watch mobs bust a move like never before? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life – join us now!

DaughterDigs Minecraft Server

advice, apartment living, college student, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, crowded house, DAUGHTER, DaughterDigs, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, moving out, new baby, parenting, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, Support, temporary living arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a crowded house full of surprises, just like this guy’s life story.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own virtual family, navigate through unexpected twists and turns, and even deal with the drama of a surprise pregnancy (in-game, of course).

Just like this dad, you’ll have to make tough decisions and face the consequences. But don’t worry, we won’t make you live in a camper in the backyard – unless you want to!

So come on over and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a study buddy like Amy did!

RespectCraft: In-Laws Edition

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Edition, emotional labor, extrovert, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, in-laws, inlaws, Introvert, personal growth, personal space, Respect, RespectCraft, self-care, Self-expression, social expectations, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your pushy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual family experience that won’t have you elbowing anyone to sing along or forcing awkward hugs on unsuspecting players.

Our server is filled with fun and laughter, but without the pressure to join in on every activity. Want to sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Go for it! We won’t judge you for giving a high five instead of a hug.

And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into participating in every family event, our server is the perfect escape. No more camping trips with the in-laws, just endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience a virtual family that won’t make you feel like the odd one out. Plus, our virtual therapist is always on standby for any emotional support you may need. Join now and say goodbye to awkward family gatherings forever!