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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7829 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.