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CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	128
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4204	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7222	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gods Slained:	0

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Ores Mined:	729	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1408	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Potions Brewed:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	120	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6857
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.