Curb Records Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Potions Brewed:	107	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	251	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Void Gems Collected:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Towns Built:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrandparentGala Minecraft Server

acceptance, bridezilla, childhood memories, Connection, court battle, emotions, family drama, Father, GrandparentGala, Grandparents, Honoring, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Mother, parents table, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepmom, stepmother, Therapy, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!

Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

MomBdayDitchHalfSibsAITA

birthday celebration, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, half siblings, MomBdayDitchHalfSibsAITA, parental relationships, sibling relationships

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as my family? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your life choices. Just like my mom’s best friend, we’ll be there to support you through all the ups and downs of virtual sibling drama. Who needs real siblings when you can have a whole virtual family to argue with? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

NoGoLand Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boundaries, Country, Cultural, Destination, Experience, Explore, fear, free, long tail tags, Minecraft, never visit, NoGoLand, paid for, passport, Prohibited, restrictions, Safety, Server, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon refuses to visit!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding. Who needs to visit boring countries when you can explore our wacky world instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

PandemicCraft2020

2020 pandemic, canceled plans, disrupted economy, education system, global crisis, health care system strain, mask mandates, mental health impact, missed opportunities, PandemicCraft2020, postponed weddings, quarantine fatigue, remote work, ruined events, Small Businesses, social distancing, social gatherings, supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, unemployment rates, virtual events

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	6873	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the pandemic never happened! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your dream world without any pesky viruses getting in the way.

Our server is so pandemic-proof that even the creepers are wearing masks to keep you safe. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret potion that turns you into a toilet paper hoarding zombie – because why not?

So come join us and leave all your pandemic woes behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where the only thing contagious is the fun!

HamburgRadicalCraft

anti-terrorism measures, Ban, banned organization, CounterTerrorism, extremism, extremism crackdown, germany, Germany news, government action, hamburg, HamburgRadicalCraft, Islamic Centre Hamburg, Islamic extremism, national security, political decision, radical Islamist, radicalization, religious extremism, religious organization, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	7487	Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2206	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Yo, dis server be so lit, even Germany be like “nah, we can’t handle dis level of craziness”. We got Islamic Centre Hamburg banned cuz our players were too radical with their building skills and extremism in PvP battles. Join us if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie pigmen with enchanted swords. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

LootBoxLlamaCraft

autism, autistic traits, Behavior, Cognitive, gambling, Gaming, impulsivity, loot box, loot boxes, LootBoxLlamaCraft, mental health, neurodiversity, online gaming, overspending, protective factors, Psychology, research, risk factors, spending habits, study, video games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7260	Orbs of Power Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	778754	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, u know how u keep spending all ur diamonds on loot boxes and then u have nothing left for ur pickaxe? well guess what, this server is the answer to all ur problems! apparently, if u have autistic traits, u won’t overspend on loot boxes. so basically, join this server if u wanna save ur diamonds and still have a lit time mining and building. plus, we have this one player who built a whole castle out of dirt blocks and it’s actually pretty epic. so come join us and let ur autistic traits protect u from loot box overspending!