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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7032 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 51 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4046 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Farms Harvested: | 883 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!