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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

black woman speaking, brat powers, brittle energy, Crafty, cunt politics, energy drain, feminist perspective, gender equality, intersectional feminism, K-Kamalasisters, Kamalas, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, Political power, Political satire, Politics, power dynamics, Racial equality, Server, silence Donald, siphon energy, women in politics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Items Found:	6789
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ores Mined:	7139	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratty powers, brittle energy, and sassy black women taking charge.

Our server is like no other, with politics that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about cunts.

So why join? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and thrives on the unexpected? Come on in and see for yourself – just be prepared for anything!

AffectionCraft SMP

10. Acts of service, 11. Words of affirmation, 12. Gifts, 13. Appreciation, 14. Caring, 15. Understanding, 16. Support, 17. Affectionate gestures, 18. Affectionate words, 19. Affectionate actions, 2. love, 20. Relationship dynamics., 3. relationships, 4. romance, 5. communication, 6. Intimacy, 7. Emotional connection, 8. Physical touch, 9. Quality time, Affection, AffectionCraft, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, the players here are always giving out virtual hugs and kisses and stuff. It’s like a big ol’ love fest, but with blocks and creepers. And let me tell you, the admins are like, super affectionate too. They’ll smother you in diamonds and give you all the love and attention you could ever want. So if you’re into that kind of thing, you should totally join our server. It’s like a big, happy family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with cake. So yeah, come join us and get ready for some serious Minecraft lovin’!

PreFamePals: Celeb BFFs & Their Awkward Past

A-list connections, awkward, behind the scenes stories, BFF’s, celeb, celebrity anecdotes, celebrity before fame, celebrity childhood friends, celebrity encounters, celebrity friends, celebrity friendships, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity history, celebrity success stories, early celebrity connections, famous acquaintances, famous friendships, Hollywood insiders, pre-fame memories, pre-fame relationships, PreFamePals, rising stars, star connections, star-studded past

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	683435	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchantments Applied:	168	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you might just run into a player who knew Steve from Minecraft before he became a blocky superstar! Imagine mining diamonds with him before he even knew what a pickaxe was! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon someone who used to build pixel art with Notch back in the day. Who knows, you might even find out that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood actor trying to make it in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to rub virtual elbows with these pre-fame Minecraft legends. Join now and become a part of our wacky celebrity-filled world!

BalticCableBuddies

Allies, Baltic Sea, BalticCableBuddies, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, cooperation, DATA Transmission, Digital, fault detection, Infrastructure, internet, investigation, LATVIA, Network, Repair, rupture, submarine cables, Technology, telecommunications, undersea data cable

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like why undersea data cables keep getting ruptured in the baltic sea! maybe it’s a giant sea monster or a secret government conspiracy, who knows! team up with players from latvia and other baltic countries to uncover the truth and save the internet! plus, we have custom sea monster mobs and government agent skins for you to play as. join now for a chance to be the hero of the baltic sea!

🌙Penumbralcraft

ADMIN, Ambiance, atmosphere, Builders, Community, creativity, Factions, Fortresses, imagination, lighting, Map, Minecraft, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Soundscapes, strategy, Survival, Visuals

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server
Unique map experience
Fun and fair PVP

Active admin support
Curseforge modpack
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Discord: Join us on Discord

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Combat and stealing are allowed within the rules.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is 30k x 30k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

Q: What is the TPS (Ticks Per Second) of the server?

A: The server maintains a steady 20 TPS for smooth gameplay.

Q: What modpack does the server use?

A: The server uses a Curseforge modpack for enhanced gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: Is there active administrative support on the server?

A: Yes, there is active admin support to help with any issues or concerns you may have while playing on the server.

Mystic Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, mystic, Realm

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build giant boob statues next to tiny titty towers!

We’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more fun than a barrel of monkeys with boob-shaped bananas.

Join us for a titillating adventure that will make your head spin faster than a topless twerking tornado!

Don’t miss out on the chestacular fun, join now and let your creativity run wild like a pair of bouncing bazongas!

RoomieRage Minecraft Server

college life, communication problems, mental stress, Minecraft, moving out, relationship troubles, RoomieRage, roommate boundaries, roommate compatibility, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living situation, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate tension, Server, Sobriety

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, shrooms, and roommates who just can’t seem to get along.

Looking for a place to escape the burnout of school? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your responsibilities. Plus, you never know when your roommate’s boyfriend might show up unannounced and crash in your virtual room!

Experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your friends, feeling suffocated in a virtual room, and ultimately deciding to move out without any warning. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, come join us on our server and see if you can navigate the drama-filled world of college roommates. Who knows, you might even question if you’re the asshole in the end!

BdayBlockParty

adult time, aita, bar, BdayBlockParty, birthday celebration, going out, husband, ignoring, Jerk, Kids, location, mad, no good, phone call, screaming, sitter, stay at home mom, text, Tracking

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3282	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crops Grown:	8260	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being yelled at for having a good time on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No tracking devices here, just pure fun and adventure. Build your dream world and never worry about missing a text or call from your significant other while you’re out partying (in-game, of course). Plus, with our virtual friends, you’ll never have to worry about being a stay-at-home mom with no friends again! Join now and let the good times roll, without the guilt trip.

CashMoolaMinecraftSMP

budgeting, CashMoolaMinecraftSMP, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial habits, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, long-term financial planning., MONEY, money management, personal finance, savings, SPENDING, wealth management

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	292
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best buds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a currency system where the most amount of money you own determines your status in the server. I once had so much money that I bought a pet Ender Dragon and taught it how to do the Macarena. True story, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the richest player in all the land and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. See you there, gamers!

CraftyPlanet

#exciting, Adventure, amazing, awe-inspiring, Breathtaking, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, discovery, Earth, Exploration, eXtraordinary, MAGNIFICENT, name change, New Name, planet, RENAME, Spectacular, Thrilling, Universe, Wonder, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Forget about Earth, join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about boring old Earth.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent alien chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Alien chickens. And they have a special quest for all players who join their server – to collect as many diamonds as possible to power their spaceship and fly back to their home planet, Eggtron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground civilization of ninja pandas who are always on the lookout for new recruits. Join their clan and learn the ways of the panda ninja, mastering the art of stealth and swordplay in epic battles against evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs Earth when you have a world like this to explore?

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

Attempt, authoritarianism, Charged, constitutional crisis, court proceedings, CraftyRevolt, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, insurrection, law enforcement, legal charges, martial law, Minecraft, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, president, PROTESTS, Rebellion, S Korean, Server, south korea, uprising

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

come join our minecraft server where we have a korean president trying to take over the world with martial arts and law!! it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft!! build your own army to take down the president and save the world from chaos and destruction!! plus, we have free virtual popcorn for all players to enjoy while watching the drama unfold!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and mayhem!!