Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a bad attitude. Build your base in the shape of a giant potato or a flying taco – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary whiteoid silencers (le BBC) hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that they have the power to turn your enemies into chickens or make your crops grow faster. But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility (and probably a lot of angry players trying to steal your silencers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride you’ll never forget (or maybe you will because of all the explosions).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?
So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!