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Cunt Ads Realm 1.20
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Cunt Happen Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Silent Whiteoid SMP – BBC Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more explosions than a creeper convention.Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a bad attitude. Build your base in the shape of a giant potato or a flying taco – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary whiteoid silencers (le BBC) hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that they have the power to turn your enemies into chickens or make your crops grow faster. But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility (and probably a lot of angry players trying to steal your silencers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride you’ll never forget (or maybe you will because of all the explosions).
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Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
controversial statements, derogatory terms, popular pizza brand, offensive remarks, brand reputationWelcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?
So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
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1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.
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Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out! -
Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
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Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?
So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.