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Wild West Wanderers 1.21

betabuxx, burn out whores, church clothes, Conservatives, cowboy clothes, physical work, regret, retarded faggots, sundresses, trad women, Wanderers, West, Wild, WOMAN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have so many trad women building cowboy churches in sundresses, it’s like a beta cuck’s dream come true! You won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re a burn out liberal whore looking for a betabuxx. It’s like reality is questioning itself, but in a hilarious way!

MomSnapperCraft

abusive household, adulting, Boundaries, candy control, cavities, concern for health, controlling behavior, cravings, dentist visit, disability, family dynamics, grocery store, living arrangements, making decisions, MomSnapperCraft, parental relationships, recovering alcoholic, smoking, snapping at my mom, Tension

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3164	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.

On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.

So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets

FreebieFrenzy Minecraft SMP

digital libraries, educational websites, free apps, free ebooks, free games, Free Movies, free music downloads, free software, free stock photos, free templates, free tools, free trials, FreebieFrenzy, Minecraft, online courses, online forums, open source resources, podcasts, smp, streaming services, virtual events, Webinars

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Emeralds Found:	9904	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Potions Brewed:	198

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples! We have so many freebies that you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

CraftyCreeperCo.

costly but worth it, CraftyCreeperCo, designer items, expensive products, extravagant but justified, extravagant purchases, high-end goods, high-priced but valuable, investment pieces, luxury brands, Luxury items, overpriced but worth it, premium price tags, premium products, price tag vs quality, quality over cost, splurge-worthy items, splurge-worthy purchases, top-tier products, value for money, worth the price

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the most outrageous deals that are actually worth the price!

Join our server and you’ll find that our enchanted golden apples are so powerful, they can turn a creeper into a friendly pet that follows you around and explodes glitter instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes are infused with magical powers that allow you to mine an entire chunk in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining trips, now you can gather resources in record time and spend more time building epic structures.

So come join us on our server and experience the most insane deals that will make you question why you ever wasted your diamonds on anything else. Trust us, it’s worth every shiny emerald you spend!

CraftyElon’sWorld

business leader, CraftyElonsWorld, elon musk, entrepreneur, Expertise, foreign affairs, germany, global perspective, influence, innovation, Interference, international relations, knowledge, Opinion poll, Politics, poll, public opinion, spacex, Technology, tesla, uk

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	141	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, like, you wanna join our amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of minecraft land. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya some outrageous reasons why you gotta join us:

1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.

3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition

13-year study, animal research, Australia, bird behavior, Court, Divorce, divorce rate, Edition, Kids, long-held myth, mate for life, mating habits, mating patterns, Penguin, penguin behavior, penguin colony, relationship dynamics, seabird behavior, seabirds, statistics, study, tiny penguins, US adults, wildlife study

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.

and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?

so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!

CraftMiner

Adventure, Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Crafting, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

**Welcome to CraftMiner!**

**IP Address:** play.craftminer.pro **Version:** Based on 1.21 (All versions supported) **Cross-Play Available:** Play with friends across platforms!

**Available Servers:** – **Survival**: Build, explore, and survive in a vast open world. – **BoxPvP**: Test your skills in fast-paced PvP combat. – **Skyblock**: Start from nothing and build your own island empire.

Join now and experience endless fun with CraftMiner!

play.craftminer.pro

Chompos ATM9

Atm9, backup PSU, Chompos, cooler, CPU, Discord, Exploration, gigabit fiber internet, gliders, jetpacks, Land claiming, large structure building, Looting, M.2, Machinery, Modded, Modpack, private server, RAM, refining oil, server specs, single core speed, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Minecraft Server: ATM-9 Overview

Server Features
Modern version of TPPI modpack
Tons of mods and content
Focus on exploration, looting, and building
Relatively small community server
Dedicated server hardware with limited player slots

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server and fill out the whitelist application: https://discord.gg/nbsYB82cTy

2. What are some favorite activities on the server?

Refining oil
Large structure building
Exploring and looting
Checking out other players’ builds
Automating mining and machinery
Flying around with jetpacks, brooms, and gliders

3. How many players are allowed on the server at a time?

Approximately 3-5 players will be online at the same time, with a total of around 10-20 whitelisted players on the server.

4. What server specs does ATM-9 run on?

CPU	Ryzen 7 5800x
RAM	32gb DDR4 3200
M.2	Samsung 500gb (Gen2)
Cooler	Peerless Assassin Dual 120mm
Internet	Gigabit Fiber

5. Are there any plans for server upgrades?

The next upgrade planned is a Gen3 M.2 which should provide a performance boost. The server currently relies heavily on single core speed, so future upgrades may focus on improving this aspect.

Lost Isles Adventure 1.20.6

1.20.6, action, Adventure, Anime, brook, Chapter 1136, Chopper, FANTASY, franky, Isles, Jinbe, Lost, Luffy, Manga, manga release, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, sanji, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, TCBS Scans, zoro

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	128

Yo, bro, forget about reading that chapter! Come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time on manga when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? Plus, our server has custom mods that will blow your mind. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RedditRecruits Minecraft SMP

advice, Community, Connect, DISCOVER, discussion, Engage, Explore, hobby, Interactive, Interest, internet, Join, Minecraft, Network, new user, online forum, Popular, Recommendation, RedditRecruits, Share, smp, social media, subreddit

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ores Mined:	9186	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9163
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best place ever to play Minecraft with other cool peeps. Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, our server is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who will protect you from any griefers or creepers. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. So if you want to join the most epic adventure of your life, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDiamonds #JoinUsNow