cumstain – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MineCraftyFags
bad, consistently, covered pants, cumstain, cut and paste, Dead, deluded, Fags, Game, ghost of tsushima, MineCraftyFags, PC only, Playing, Pottery, shitpost, slurp, snoy, Sony, Trash, ubisoft, vidya
Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!
We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

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BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server
#SelfEsteem, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.
But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

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WeddingDressDramaCraft
Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

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TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed
hidden, hidden skill, hidden talent, hidden talent reveal, mysterious talent, obscure talent, rare ability, rare talent, secret ability, Skills, special gift, special talent, surprising skill, surprising talent, TalentCraft, uncommon ability, undiscovered talent, unexpected skill, unique skill, unique talent showcase, unknown talent, Unleashed, unusual hobby, unusual talent
Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

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HarrisFundraiserMC Server
+x, Account Suspension, Account.., Campaign, controversy, democratic party, donation, fundraiser, fundraising event, harris, HarrisFundraiserMC, Long tail tags: Social media, Political Support, presidential candidate, Server, supporting, suspends, twitter
so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.
we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.
plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BountyBashCraft
Assassination, assassination attempt, Beirut, Bounty, BountyBashCraft, Commander, Conflict, covert operation, hezbollah, intelligence, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, political tensions, SECURITY, Target, Terrorism, top leader, US
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

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SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone
11 days, 4 to 8 hours, 64.4%, deet, disease prevention, disease-spreading mosquitoes, genetic modification, genetically engineered, human skin microbiome, insect repellent, long-lasting effect, Mice, microbiome engineering, mosquito attraction, mosquito control, MosquitoBeGone, repellent effect, scientific breakthrough, scientists, skin protection, Skincraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.
Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.
So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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🌸 Wanna get elemental with us? Join BMC4 for some modded chaos! 🌸 #ElementalSMP

Better MC 4, bmc4, building, Chaos, collaboration, Community, Development, discussions, Economy, Elemental, ElementalSMP, Join, Lag, Longevity, Modded, Nationiers, public survival server, Quality, server hardware, smp, Suggestions, system admin team, Tech, Trading, voice chat, Wanna, Whitelist

About Us

We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We aim to create a long lasting community where all level of players are welcome. There will be a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up! We currently are hosting our smp with “Better MC 4” with added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and much more. There will never be a dull moment and always more to explore. Along with our preexisting features we also welcome all of our community members to way in on suggestions, and discussions. We are a community based project where everyone has a voice! We are self hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware, this means we will never lack in quality and lag will be sparce to none! If you are looking for a new and interesting community to join from the ground level we may just be the perfect place.

When do we launch?

We intend to launch after we reach our goal of pre whitelisted players, to ensure we will have a strong community from the jump. We welcome you to get whitelisted early and get to know your fellow community members as well as take part in formative polls and discussions that will shape the future of our world.

Our Team

Our system admin team is well versed in Minecraft development and currently hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. We have plenty of experience and are here to ensure that playing elemental is a smooth and enjoyable experience. We will assist you at every step and never lead you astray. Along with our development experience we also have vast knowledge of community building and creating long lasting communities. This means we will not just wash away, we are here to stay.

(Get whitelisted today!)

Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw

Modpack – BMC4

Status – Pre access whitelist

CORE – Forge

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I get whitelisted?	To get whitelisted, join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the whitelist channel.
What modpack are you using?	We are using “Better MC 4” modpack for our server.
What is the status of the server?	We are currently in the pre-access whitelist phase, gearing up for our official launch.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have voice chat enabled for better communication and collaboration among players.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage all community members to share their ideas and suggestions to help shape the server’s future.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server
character builds, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, Outside the Canvas Inside the Lens, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki, Without Primogems
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Well, look no further, because our server is forged in flames just like your mom’s cooking! Join now and get a free hand…literally, because we’re giving out hands for free!
Our current character banner includes Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re not just pixels, they’re your new best friends. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner – we’ve got swords that can cut through anything, even your ex’s excuses.
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes, and Primogems galore! Use code GENSHINGIFT for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual gems (Disclaimer: not actually a lifetime supply).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. And remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s probably just a boring old block.

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New Server IP
“YourWorstNightmareButAlsoBestBudsWith” Minecraft SMP
#fantasizing, #size acceptance, becoming fat women, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, FANTASY, fat acceptance, fat fetish, female empowerment, Minecraft, plus size, QoTT, role-play, self love, short fat woman, smp, tall fat woman, Thread, weight gain, YourWorstNightmareButAlsoBestBudsWith, YWNBABBW
Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you dream of embracing your inner chonkiness and becoming a glorious fat woman in-game? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a chance to live out your wildest dreams of being a short fat woman or a tall fat woman in a world where size truly does matter. Our server is filled with hilarious challenges and absurd quests that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or rolling because you’re fat, no judgment here).
So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chunky life together! Who needs skinny when you can be thicc and fabulous in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP?

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IceCreamGateCraft
aunt and uncle, children’s treats, Communication, dessert, Fairness, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family outings, family traditions, ice cream, IceCreamGateCraft, misunderstandings, Niece, niece and nephew, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and ice cream meltdowns.
Picture this: your niece is crying because she didn’t get ice cream before lunch, but your daughter spills the beans about sneaking a cone with her dad. Cue the chaos as accusations fly and alliances are tested. Who knew a simple dessert could cause so much drama?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream world in Minecraft. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours on our server!

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