CumSaving Minecraft Servers

CumSaving Minecraft Servers

  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 4729
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ores Mined: 3261 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Whiteboy Denial Week every month! Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most epic way possible. Share your edge count with fellow players and see who can hold out the longest!

    But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – the NovelAI V.3. For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited gens and create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

    And don’t forget about our official BLACKED Clothing line! Dress your character in the most stylish gear and show off your unique style in the game.

    Join us for Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program, where you can earn rewards for your achievements in the game. Plus, check out our PMV Torrent for some epic Minecraft music videos to get you in the mood for some serious gaming.

    With templates, editing tutorials, and a dedicated community on Discord (even though it’s dead), you’ll never run out of resources to enhance your Minecraft experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in the world of Whiteboy Denial Week, AI storytelling, and BLACKED fashion like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

    OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7959
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Votes: 659 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1833
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

    RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 4411
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

    AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4147
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Villages Defended: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

    but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EarthSysCollapseCraft

    EarthSysCollapseCraft
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 3761
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Chimeras Created: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

    join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

    plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

    so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

    The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 8305
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

    Overview:

    Launch Date July 28, 2024 🚀
    Version 1.21 Map 🌍
    Difficulty Hard 💪
    Fire Spread Turned Off 🔥🚫
    Pl3xMap Yes 🗺️✨
    Discord Yes 🎙️
    LGBTQI+ Friendly Yes 🌈

    Upcoming Events:

    Why Join Us?

    Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

    List of plugins and datapacks:

    Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

    • Silence Mobs
    • Player Head Drops
    • More Mob Heads
    • Custom Nether Portals
    • Mini Blocks
    • Wandering Trades
    • Armor Statues
    • Unlock All Recipes
    • More Effective Tools
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Multiplayer Sleep
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Armored Elytra
    • Anti Enderman Grief
    • Durability Ping
    • AFK Display
    • Spawn Teleport
    • Kill Empty Boats

    Plugins Installed:

    • CoreProtect
    • DiscordSRV
    • Chunker
    • Pl3xMap

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

    A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

    Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

    A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

    CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9474
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3552 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Animals Bred: 96
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

    Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

    But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP

    JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7606
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Animals Bred: 106 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Crops Grown: 7896
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 158 Runes Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!

    But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomStepDadDramaCraft

    MomStepDadDramaCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3382
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Ores Mined: 6750 Magic Items Found: 1413

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you question your own family dynamics.

    Just like in real life, you’ll be expected to support your fellow players, even if you don’t really want to. Feel the pressure of being the “older sibling” and deal with the consequences of not living up to expectations.

    But don’t worry, our server is full of outrageous arguments, unexpected twists, and plenty of passive-aggressive comments to keep you entertained. Who needs a therapist when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come join us and see if you’re the AITA in this virtual family drama. Trust us, it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CultEscapeCraft

    CultEscapeCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2836
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been part of a cult and thought, “Hmm, this is getting a bit too cult-y for me”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for ex-cult members to find solace and freedom!

    Join us and escape the clutches of your former cult with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. The last straw for many of our players was when the cult leader tried to make them sacrifice their diamond pickaxes in a ritual to summon Herobrine.

    So come on over and join us for a cult-free, diamond-filled adventure on our Minecraft server! Who needs brainwashing when you can have block-building fun instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyVenezuelaOpps

    CraftyVenezuelaOpps
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 721
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Mines Excavated: 3759 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE TO COSTA RICA, WHERE VENEZUELAN OPPOSITION LEADERS CAN FIND ASYLUM AND BUILD A NEW LIFE IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE LUSH JUNGLES, BEAUTIFUL BEACHES, AND ENDLESS OPPORTUNITIES TO START FRESH.

    IMAGINE BUILDING A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE TO HIDE FROM THE GOVERNMENT, OR CREATING A GIANT STATUE OF YOUR FAVORITE OPPOSITION LEADER OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS.

    PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS CUSTOM MINI-GAMES LIKE “ESCAPE FROM THE DICTATORSHIP” AND “REVOLUTIONARY RACES” WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND GLORY.

    SO COME ON DOWN TO COSTA RICA AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ADVENTURE AND INTRIGUE! VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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