Cumrades MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure

Adventure, fashion, mexico, Celebrity, Cumrades

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Who wouldn’t want that kind of cheesy goodness?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even run into Lilly Collins herself, building a castle made of marshmallows and unicorn tears. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

north, Canada, previous, Edition, Adventure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

EuroCraftWar, resolution, sanctions, Manipulation, war of aggression

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!

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Iconic Vtubing Chat 1.21

Online Community, chat history, chat phenomenon, vtubing, iconic moment

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of virtual insanity. Like, seriously, this chat is so iconic, it’s like the Mona Lisa of vtubing.

Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.

You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!

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DiaperDrama Minecraft Server

new mom, second guessing, shared spaces, Fine, driveway

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for dirty diapers in the shared driveways! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and fines over baby waste.

Day 1 on our server: Politely ask your neighbors to remove the diaper, only to be met with denial and demands for proof. Can you solve the mystery of the rogue diaper?

Day 2: Send notices and reminders about the building’s rules, but still no action. Will you resort to issuing fines to maintain order in the virtual world?

Day 3: Engage in intense text exchanges with your neighbors about the diaper dilemma. Will you show emotional empathy or stick to the bylaws like a true Minecraft warrior?

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting boundaries, dealing with postpartum depression, and fighting for justice in the face of dirty diapers. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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BloodyBroBedSwap

Etiquette, relationships, Eczema, household chores, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.

So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!

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DriveByCraft SMP

SPEED, INDEPENDENCE, Relaxation, commuting, car safety

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. And get this, our main mode of transportation is riding pigs with saddles, because who needs cars when you have bacon-powered speedsters, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CryCraftHits

moving music, heart-wrenching melodies, CryCraftHits, sentimental music, sad songs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you bawling like a baby in no time! Join us and experience the emotional rollercoaster of Minecraft like never before. Our spawn area is a giant tissue box because you’re gonna need it after hearing the saddest songs played on repeat. So come on, grab your pickaxe and your waterproof mascara, because this server will have you crying tears of joy (and maybe a little bit of frustration).

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CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

sanctions, Government, CraftyPutinsEconWoes, putin, Politics

so, like, putin is like freaking out about russia’s economy, right? like, he’s probably sitting in his fancy office, sweating bullets and stuff. but, like, we have the perfect solution for him – join our minecraft server!

imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.

plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.

so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.

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Sun Locator’s Blindness

Gaze, locate, Solar, Perception, Blindness

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun plays tricks on you! if you can find the sun without looking at it, then looking at it will make you forget where it is for a bit! it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek with the sun, but in minecraft! who knew the sun could be so sneaky? join now for a chance to outsmart the sun and show off your mad skills!

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