Cumpsters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7078	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Animals Bred:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Votes:	4664	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8076	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Votes:	1849	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2387

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Votes:	7786	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	7052	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.