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HezbollahHavocCraft

aggression, Attacks, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, peace negotiations, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3518
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, AI Roguelike, chat models, claude, Cohere updates, Command R+, Crafty, Elves, Events, Featherless, general, KoboldAI, Llama 3 Erato, local models, Minecraft, Mistral, Mistral Small 22B, NAI guide collection, News, Nobles Friday, NovelAI, NovelAI releases, OpenRouter, Pixtral 12B, prompts, Qwen, Qwen 2.5, r/, Resources, secret, Seduction Technique, Server, Summer Sampler Update., Tales, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools, Wiki

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Items Found:	2610

Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

The Spooky Minecraft SMP

best horror, bone-chilling, classic horror, hair-raising, Horror, horror enthusiasts, horror fanatics, horror films, horror genre, iconic horror, Minecraft, Must watch horror, objectively the best, psychological horror, scary movies, scream-worthy, slasher films, smp, spine-chilling, spooky, supernatural horror, Terrifying, top horror

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

HospitalHottieGFHome

ambulance, anger, Apology, blacking out, care, Circumstances, college, discharge, emergency, financial resources., Girlfriend, Hospital, HospitalHottieGFHome, house sitting, parents, relative, rough situation, rules, Shelter, Treatment, Unpaid

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4421	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

MineMindZen

Art Therapy, Clear Mind, Deep Breathing, Exercise, favorite activity, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, MineMindZen, music therapy, nature walks, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	730

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4516	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Votes:	2437
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!