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Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

4chan, age limit, age restrictions, BoomerCraft, BUILD, digital age, internet culture, internet forums, meets, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, online communication, online communities, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online identity, online interaction, online participation, Online platforms, online presence, online safety, Retirement, social media, troll

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3513
Runes Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

4chan ads, ASMR chuuba discussions, Aussie, ChickCraft, Chuubas of 30 years old and up, consent, Empire, female vtubers, fighting gamer chuubas, gender-specific strategies, indie thread, large indies, Minecraft, Oshi, rebranding, redebuts, Resources, rule, Startup, Startup Thread, streaming, VIEWER, vtubing, Wasp, Women, Women Aspiring

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Items Found:	6698

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

1. hate, anger, Blessed, comparison, coping, emotions, envy, feelings, Frustration, hate, inferiority complex, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, Negativity, Resentment, SaltCraft, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	363073
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3204
Magic Items Found:	1598	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2112	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Votes:	4508	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

#Deutsche Künstler, #Deutsche Musik, #Die Zeit ist reif für ein bisschen Zärtlichkeit, #Gib mir die Hand, #Hand geben, #Ich bau dir ein Schloss aus Sand, #Irgendwie irgendwo irgendwann, #Liebeslied, #Liebeslieder, #Musiktexte, #Musikzitate, #Neue Deutsche Welle, #Popmusik, #Romantik, #Schloss aus Sand, #Songtexte, #Zärtlichkeit zeigen, #Zeit für Zärtlichkeit, 80ER JAHRE, Crafty, handshake, Kingdom, NDW

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Towns Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Creepers Gone Wild

100k, 3K, CREEPERS, Doki, Elira, return stream, what went wrong, Wild

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

CREEPERS, cross-genre, cultural exchange, game adaptation, game collaboration, game creation, game design, game development, game diversity, game innovation, game localization, game market, game production, gaming industry, Japanese game company, Jrpg, JRPGs, Ninjas, pixelated, role playing games, rpgs, video games, Western, western game company, WRPG

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7981
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	198

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!