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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

advice, ANCESTORS, appreciation, Bond, BoomerCraft, Cherished moments, Communication, Connection, family, generations, Gratitude, heritage, Legacy, love, Memories, Minecraft, Reflection, Reminiscing, Respect, Server, storytelling, Tribute, wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure that even your grandparents would approve of!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere! And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with magical creatures, hidden treasure chests, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than your long-lost grandpa!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your grandparents that you’re not just a boring block-builder, you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

PixelWishList

Contentment, desire, dreams, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Hope, inner peace, joy, longing, love, Passion, Peace, PixelWishList, purpose, satisfaction, Serenity, success

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where diamonds literally rain from the sky? Where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, battling evil witches and saving princesses?

Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams! Join us now and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a unicorn into battle, and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziness that awaits you!

ProhresCraft Minecraft Server

aid, battle, Collapsed, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, emergency, evacuation, international news, Military, Minecraft, Prohres, ProhresCraft, Server, soldiers, Support, Surrounded, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian Brigade, War

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where the craziest battles happen every day! We got soldiers from a Ukrainian brigade who collapsed and are now stuck near Prohres, fighting off zombies and creepers like never before. It’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and blocky buildings. Will you be the hero who saves the day and leads these brave soldiers to victory? Or will you join the dark side and unleash chaos upon the land? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to battle like never before!

ShortyChillCraft

body heat, body surface area, colder, cooling mechanism, cooling sensation, discomfort, effects, Evaporative cooling, heat loss, heat transfer, height, height difference, physiological response, short people, ShortyChillCraft, shower experience, Showers, Temperature regulation, Thermal equilibrium, Thermoregulation, water evaporation

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u ever been in a shower and felt like u were in the arctic tundra? well, on this server, short people get the ultimate challenge – evaporative cooling effects that make showers colder for them! join us if u wanna experience the thrill of shivering in a virtual shower! who needs warm water anyway? come join us for the ultimate icy adventure!

Wealthy Craft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Adventure Economy Mini-games Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Towny Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Hardcore Skywars Bedwars Parkour Building Redstone

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Wealthy Craft is a passionate community of Minecraft enthusiasts dedicated to pushing the boundaries of imagination and creativity. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned player you can be here!

Remember, this is a place to have fun, make friends, and share your passions. Enjoy your time here!

wealthycraft.withermc.io:19256

Frogtopia SMP

Community, Economy, Friends, Frogtopia SMP, Griefprevention, Minecraft, Plugins, STREAMS, Survival

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Welcome to Frogtopia SMP, home of the Frogs! Come join our Survival Economy server with plugins like GriefPrevention to help secure your builds, and join a tight knit community of friends! And visit our streams to watch us play from time to time as well!

mc.frog-topia.com

BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were two fearless Minecraft warriors named Fuwawa and Mococo. They roamed the lands, slaying creepers and building epic structures with their bare hands.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find streams so entertaining, they’ll make you pee your pants with laughter. And don’t even get me started on the unarchived content – it’s like a treasure trove of memes and karaoke sessions that will have you crying tears of joy.

Plus, we’ve got merch so cool, it’ll make your friends jealous. And if you’re into baubau-related content, well, let’s just say things can get a little spicy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

CockyCraft SMP: Big Brown & Yellow Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and build epic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The winner gets a golden chicken as a prize!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds. Just watch out for the giant chickens roaming the land – they’re not as friendly as they look!

StarbucksWheelieSpot

accessibility, accessibility rights, cafe, cafe etiquette, disability rights, discrimination, Etiquette, inclusion, public accommodations, public seating, public spaces, seating, seating options, social norms, Starbucks, StarbucksWheelieSpot, Table, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair accessible, wheelchair symbol, wheelchair users

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tables for everyone except for people in wheelchairs! That’s right, our tables are reserved exclusively for those who can stand and sit like a normal person. No wheelchairs allowed here!

Join us for some epic gaming sessions where you can enjoy the luxury of sitting at a table without a wheelchair symbol on it. Who needs accessibility when you can have exclusivity, am I right?

And don’t worry about encountering any entitled individuals like the girl at Starbucks. Here, we only accept players who appreciate the absurdity of life and can laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave your wheelchair at the door!

FoamCraft: No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Beach, Chemicals, children, coastal areas, contamination, Environment, Environmental Protection, FoamCraft, government officials, hazardous, health, Kids, marine life, Netherlands, PFAS, Pollution, public health, Safety, sea foam, TOXIC, Warnings, water quality

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Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz our sea foam is LIT with toxic PFAS! Forget about building houses and farms, come get your daily dose of chemicals while surfing on the waves of danger! Who needs diamonds when you can have PFAS, amirite? Plus, our government officials are so cool, they’ll warn you about the dangers of sea foam while you’re busy crafting your next potion of insanity. So come on, join us and let’s get toxic together!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Items Found:	7216
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	179	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Towns Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Expert cumdumpster Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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PixelWishList

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ProhresCraft Minecraft Server

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ShortyChillCraft

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Wealthy Craft

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Frogtopia SMP

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CockyCraft SMP: Big Brown & Yellow Edition

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FoamCraft: No Kids Allowed!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	820
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6245
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Alien Abductions:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485