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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1464 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 162 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!
but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!
