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LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	125	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

CraftyPrincessServer1560

6* Ruka, Abyss Subjugation, Battle Stadium Renewal, Caravan Season 5, Clans, CraftyPrincessServer1560, Dream Park Maho, Grand Dream On Parade, Investigation x2, Kotposter Resources, new player guide, pcrg, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, rate-up banners, Resources, S.Io UE2s, S.Saren, S.Suzuna, side story, Special Dungeon, VH x2, Yokohama Cosmo World Collab

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

From Dream Park Maho Limited banners to Story Events like “Grand Dream On Parade: Jewel Rabbit and Secret Friends,” we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Exploration x2 and Battle Stadium Renewal (18 Rounds) events – they’re so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got 6* Ruka Added, a Yokohama Cosmo World Collab, and Caravan Season 5 starting soon. Plus, with S.Suzuna/S.Saren/S.Io UE2s Added and Abyss Subjugation on the horizon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VideoGameVibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Back in the ancient year of 2010, when cavemen were still figuring out how to make fire, our Minecraft server was born! Legend has it that the server was created by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who wanted to challenge humans to epic build battles underwater.

Join our server now and experience the thrill of battling against players from all corners of the globe! Swim with the dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and build the most epic underwater kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the ocean that only the bravest players can find.

So come on, dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what crazy adventures and epic battles await you in this watery wonderland.

Vanil.xyz – Survival 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adventure, Community, community-driven, Creative, dynamic, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player-driven, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vanilla server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Launched on June 4th, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla-survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4th, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a vanilla experience within the survival genre.

The server’s map features borders set at approximately 250k blocks from the spawn, resulting in a playable area of about 500k by 500k blocks. It supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for various reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people or simply to enjoy the game.

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Launched on June 4, 2024, vanil.xyz stands out in the world of vanilla survival servers.

The idea for vanil.xyz came to life on June 4, 2024, inspired by the larger servers of the time. The server aimed to create a basic experience within the survival genre.

The server map features defined borders at approximately 250,000 blocks from spawn, resulting in a playable area of approximately 500,000 by 500,000 blocks. Supports up to 40 players.

The culture of vanil.xyz mirrors that of other survival servers, characterized by a mix of freedom and unpredictability. Players join for a variety of reasons: to explore a vast, untouched world, to have fun with friends, to meet new people, or simply to enjoy the game.

vanil.xyz

Zephyria – Where dragons steal diamonds and wizards join forces to fight over enchanted dirt.

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Zephyria Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Kingdoms	Join one of the 4 main kingdoms
Classes	Choose and level up your class – rogue, wizard, paladin, necromancer, etc
Quests	Embark on epic quests
War	Go to war against your enemies
Treasures	Loot amazing treasures from dungeon mods
Render Distances	Enjoy stunning render distances with Distant Horizons

FAQ

Q: When will the server be launching?

A: The server will be launching in mid June.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for the modpack link, server IP, and whitelist information: https://discord.gg/zephyria

Q: Is the server suitable for all types of PCs?

A: Yes, the server is optimized for performance even on lower-end PCs.

Q: How can I learn more about the server before joining?

A: Watch our teaser trailer here: https://youtu.be/xFpXq5W649I

Normiephobia Minecraft Server

acceptance, biology, fear, genetic determinism, genetic factors, genetic impact, genetic influence, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic potential, genetic predisposition, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, Life, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, Normiephobia, normies, Server, societal norms

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3124

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies who just don’t get it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players with the most elite genetics! That’s right, only the genetically superior need apply.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where your DNA determines your success. Want to be the top player on the server? Better hope you were blessed with the best genes! And don’t worry, we have plenty of genetic modification potions available for purchase in our in-game store. Because who needs hard work and skill when you have superior genetics, am I right?

So come on, join us on the most genetically exclusive Minecraft server out there. Just remember, if you’re not genetically superior, you might as well not even bother logging in. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

PrideCraft Minecraft Server: Where Your Blocks Are as Colorful as Your Pride!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Happy Pride Day!! Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things fabulous and colorful! Our server is like a rainbow explosion with unicorns flying around and disco balls everywhere. Your source of pride will be building the most fabulous rainbow castle or creating the sparkliest disco dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a fabulous drag queen. So come join us and let your pride flag fly high in the pixelated sky!

EVILAND GRIF server Minecraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Items Found:	8099
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Come visit us and become top 1

65.21.216.251:25823

Aberrant: where even the pigs have drama and the sheep gossip!

Aberrant, art, borders, Campanion, chorus, Conflict, Contests, Croptopia, Discord, Drama, emotes, Giveaways, gossip, Gunpowder Currency, Lore, Origin, outcast, Pigs, Roleplay, Roster, SETTLEMENT, Sheep, story events, Talbot, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Aberrant SMP Overview

Features
– Roleplay and lore-focused Origins server
– Vanilla-flavored modlist including The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, and more
– Monthly Giveaways and Contests
– Themed monthly updates and player-decided votes for new origins
– Server-wide story events
– Cosmetic donator ranks
– 29+ well-balanced origins with new ones added monthly
– Open wiki with world lore
– Custom Emotes and Server Art

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Aberrant SMP?	Aberrant SMP is a Season One roleplay and lore-focused Minecraft server with a vanilla-flavored modlist and a lovely community.
What mods are included in the modlist?	The modlist includes The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and many more vanilla-flavored mods.
Are there giveaways and contests?	Yes, there are monthly giveaways and contests for players to participate in.
How many origins are available?	There are 29+ well-balanced origins available, with new ones being added through voting pools every month.
Is there a wiki with world lore?	Yes, there is an open wiki full of characters and world lore that is available to all server members.
How can I join Aberrant SMP?	To join Aberrant SMP, join their Discord server and get whitelisted to start your adventure in the growing world.

ChopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and witness the prophecy come to life! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them.

Once you step foot in our world, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a pack of ninja pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their precious leader.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who rules over a kingdom of exploding minions. Defeat him in battle and claim his crown for yourself, but be prepared for an explosive showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the epic tale that is unfolding before your very eyes. Remember, as it was foretold, only the chosen ones can conquer the challenges that lie ahead. Will you be one of them?