Our server is so epic that even the French pedophiles are lining up to join! That’s right, we’ve got a fan base that even ArcSys is jealous of. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!
also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.
plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.
so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!
Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!
Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with a side of spicy curry, mining for diamonds while munching on flaming hot Cheetos, and building epic structures while sipping on a jalapeno-infused smoothie. Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your taste buds explode with excitement!
But be warned, only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the heat of our server. If you think you can handle the spice, come join us for a wild and flavorful Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to have a glass of milk handy in case things get too hot to handle!
Picture this: a single mother of 4, a grandma with chronic medical problems, and a rebellious teenage brother all living under one virtual roof. Will the mom choose low-income housing and risk her sobriety? Will the grandma guilt trip her into staying? Will the teenage brother cause chaos and mayhem? The possibilities are endless!
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With over 40 missed calls and a case of mistaken identity, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server?
So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to verify who you’re talking to before things get too out of hand. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so wild, you’ll be battling mutant Ender Dragons and riding llamas into battle.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a disco party at the Nether portal every Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Welcome to Misty’s Server (Name Pending) |
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| Cheating is expressly forbidden, and any who consider doing so will be banned permanently. |
| We simply wish to play Minecraft with like-minded people. |
| Custom addon mod for Farmer’s Delight |
| Terralith for world generation |
| Couple of compatible structure mods |
| Pale Garden backported to 1.21.1 |
| Blaze and Caves datapack with 1000+ new advancements |
| Bluemap for viewing world map in browser |
Java only, using fabric
Discord: Join Our Discord
Bluemap: View Our Bluemap
Base Modpack: Download Modpack
Cheating is not allowed on the server and will result in a permanent ban.
You can join our Discord by following the link provided above or visiting our Discord server page.
Yes, the server is Java only and uses the Fabric modloader.
We have a custom addon mod for Farmer’s Delight, Terralith for world generation, structure mods, Pale Garden, Blaze and Caves datapack with new advancements, and Bluemap for viewing the world map.
Yes, you can download the base modpack by visiting the provided link above.
The server was created on December 12, 2024.
Our server offers a market economy typically based on the honor system, where players trade resources and items with each other.
We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.
Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good soap opera storyline, complete with step-grandmas, cheating scandals, and family feuds. Will you choose to forgive and forget like some players, or will you hold onto that grudge tighter than a diamond sword?
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining family saga in Minecraft history? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as a pride parade (but with way more blocky fun). Plus, we promise not to judge you for your kinks, whether it’s dressing up as an animal or just really loving those square-shaped pigs.
So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft beast roam free. Who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life fox player in the game. It’s a Minecraft miracle!