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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9273 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3245 | Enchantments Applied: | 86 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!