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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2370	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension Hops:	14

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	9

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8564
Potions Brewed:	88	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	3238
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	8971
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

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