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  • Short-Stay Space Invaders SMP

    Short-Stay Space Invaders SMP

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    Whoa, listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to play in a Minecraft SMP where absolutely everything is ridiculous? Like, I’m talking about a dimension where the Enderman secretly run a government funded by pork chops and where creepers are actually working on their stand-up comedy careers? Yeah, that’s right, I said it!

    Listen here, if aliens abducted me and then returned me after like, 5 minutes, I would be like, "Hey, little green dude, is it ’cause I didn’t bring enough cake for the whole intergalactic party?" And they’d probably be like, "Nah, we saw you trying to craft a wooden pickaxe and we couldn’t help but facepalm.” So naturally, you NEED to join our Minecraft SMP where you can prove to the universe you can handle more than a stone sword. I mean, I saw a guy once craft a diamond block using ONLY his imagination. This isn’t just any Minecraft world, it’s like if your favorite cartoon had a baby with a lava pit and that baby grew up to become a professional chef with a PhD in memeology!

    Also, have you ever just BEGGED a llama for a sweet ride into a sunset but it totally ignored you and then accidentally spit at you while you were holding a ghast tear? Well, that’s a Monday here! We have custom textures that literally turn all cows into dancing disco balls, so when you milk them you get something called “Moo Juice.” What’s that? Who needs regular old milk when you can have Moo Juice? I don’t even know what it does, but I’m pretty sure it makes your character BELIEVE they can fly or some deep philosophical nonsense!

    Oh, and like, if you join our server, there’s this legendary sword called the “Inevitably Regrettable.” It’s like the Excalibur of blocks, but when you swing it, it yells “YOLO!” and randomly teleports you into a dimension where all our fears and anxieties are manifested as half-completed pixel art! Like, a real-life confession booth but in Minecraft! Spoiler: you might come face to face with your angry ex who is now a zombie villager. Talk about closure, am I right?!

    There’s also a secret quest where if you collect 64 types of useless fish, you unlock the ability to talk to Minecraft’s version of Bob Ross (wearing a creeper hat, obviously) who gives you life advice and makes happy little cloud paintings right in front of you! Ever wanted constructive criticism on your dirt hut? Now you can get it from a watercolor genius who has no idea you just blew up the nether with your “seriously epic” redstone contraption!

    So what are you waiting for, you magnificent block-wielders? Join this chaotic slice of pixelated madness where bad decisions are celebrated, awkward encounters with alien life forms are totally expected, and every day is a rollercoaster of laughter, lava, and llamas! Don’t get abducted without also getting this experience, you know what I’m sayin’? Sign up now or you might just end up on the next episode of “Where are they now: Ex-Minecraft Players Edition!”

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • hajilE

    hajilE

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    100% Vanilla Server No mods No plugins Please no cheating mindless words to fill the void in my heart so i can advertise a minecraft server

    142.44.227.135:25613

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  • DMVDM SMP

    DMVDM SMP

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    DMVDM SMP is the best!! It has survival, custom ranks, an economy, and more! It is a great server to play with your friends or meet friends!

    DMVDMSMP01.mc-connect.xyz:25591

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  • Fusion Hub

    Fusion Hub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello,

    Are you on the lookout for a freshly launched Skyblock server, complete with an amicable staff and a welcoming player community? Look no further! FusionHub.gg is the latest addition to the Skyblock world. At Fusion Hub, we offer a unique community experience, comprising friendly players, supportive staff, and a commitment to fairness rather than pay-to-win.

    If this intrigues you, we invite you to join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/EdZZ6ggb. Even if Skyblock isn’t your usual choice, don’t hesitate to drop by and say hello. For any questions or concerns about the server, feel free to direct message me (Winter Cod) or Taylor Papi (taylor_papi) on Discord.

    Ip for both Bedrock and Java: play.fusionhub.gg

    Port for Bedrock: 5965 Introduction Video: https://youtu.be/c8awfTYxG04?si=0jdXUtde61SiLTgh

    We look forward to your visit! <3

    play.fusionhub.gg:5965

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  • Kyotocraft

    Kyotocraft

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    A fun network server offering boxpvp, kitpvp, and void11. We have a team of dedicated staff to ensure that you enjoy your time at KyotoCraft Network.

    play.kyotocraft.net

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  • SpectreMC

    SpectreMC

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    SpectreMC (v1) is the Farm2Win Vanilla PvP-Survival server par excellence, with a community of players ready to do anything to win the fight, and be the richest.

    play.spectremc.fr

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  • Hakurei

    Hakurei

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    Minecraft 1.20 server with more than 40 plugins, incredible biomes, revives, elite mobs and much more!

    mc.hakurei.site

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sleepy Land

    Sleepy Land

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    A Vanilla Minecraft server With discord support Xp battle PvP etc

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    kbland.aternos.me:42144

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  • Cloud10

    Cloud10

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    Welcome To Cloud 10 Survival! We are a community made OP Survival Server. The server is new, so we don’t have a lot of players yet. With your help this server could become a space that we can all enjoy! We have several Premium plugins installed to help enhance the experience. As well as a Discord Server that is becoming active. Cloud10 may not offer all the fancy features other servers may have, but we will outmatch any server in the matter of caring about our players safety and opinions. At the end of the day, you players that decide to stay are the most important part of this server. And I will try my best to make sure that is expressed. If you Want to float Higher Than Cloud9, Join Cloud10 Survival! Features: 80+ Custom Enchantments, Custom Crates, Custom Items (Vanilla textures for now), Loot / PVP World(s), Vote Rewards, Donation Rewards, Chat Filter, Discord-Mc Chat Integration, Economy, Player Vaults, Quests, Towny, Stackable Spawners, MCMMO, And More To Come! Disclaimer: There is a Webstore, But all things can be easily obtained without any purchases, so only make a webstore purchase if you genuinely want to help support the server.

    Cloud10.mc.gg:25575

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  • GuavaMC

    GuavaMC

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    [NEW! 1.20 Geopolitical Earth Survival Server!]

    At GuavaMC, we’ve reimagined our beloved planet Earth within the Minecraft universe. You’ll find yourself on a 1:1000 scale Earth map with Custom Features, where the continents and oceans have been faithfully recreated, providing the ultimate backdrop for your Minecraft survival journey.

    – Realistic Changing Seasons – Vehicles for Exploration – Unique Quests – Dynamic Economy – Constant Updates and Improvements

    play.guavamc.com

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  • Dragonspine SMP

    Dragonspine SMP

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    What Will We Offer? – Custom mob boss fights in a captivating arena – Special crate items that are balanced – A different non-toxic type of community that rewards teamwork – A fair and balanced economy that won’t have any single player ruling the entire server – An active and engaged staff team – A sense of belonging for every player that joins – New ways to enjoy your time on Minecraft

    play.dragonspinesmp.com

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