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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9334 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!