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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3953 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 5854 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
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