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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2369 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2897 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
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