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Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Potions Brewed:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crops Grown:	2552
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2044	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Villages Defended:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	146	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1034	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Animals Bred:	112	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	8651
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Dragon Eggs Found:	7944
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Astral Projections Made:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1991
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magic Items Found:	8016	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3277	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	133
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Animals Bred:	95

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!