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Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

BreakfastCraft

breakfast foods, breakfast options, cuisine, culinary delights, culinary traditions, cultural experiences, culture, Dining, Exploration, Food, Foodie Adventures, global flavors, international cuisine, local dishes, morning meal, tasty meals, traditional breakfast, travel, unique dining experiences

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	405	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	1510	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	New Chunks Explored:	909859
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!

Pixel Purgatory

Breakup, Communication, Conflict, counseling, forgiveness, Honesty, Insecurities, MISTAKES, misunderstanding, moving on, partner, reconciliation, regret, ReIgnite, relationship, ruined, second chance, starting over, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	2424
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking to spice up your Minecraft love life? Join our server and unleash chaos upon your relationship! Build a house together only to have it blown up by a creeper! Go on romantic mining expeditions that end in disaster! Fight over who gets to tame that elusive pink sheep! Who needs couples therapy when you have our server to bring you closer together in frustration and anger? Join now and watch your relationship combust in the most entertaining way possible!