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Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3069

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4153
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4712
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for outrageous events like Full Burst Day, where the world literally explodes every weekend!

Our current special recruit, Cinderella, is on a mission to find her glass slipper while fighting off evil step-sisters. And don’t miss out on Rapunzel’s Pure Grace, a free SSR with luscious locks that can defeat any foe!

But wait, there’s more! Coming up, we have Grave, a spooky recruit who will send shivers down your spine. And who can forget Scarlet’s Black Shadow costume, perfect for blending into the shadows while plotting your next move.

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin!

Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader

Commitment, Community, Dedication, Development, empowerment, growth, Impact, influence, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Nick, Nicks, painful truth, post, progress, Server, shaping up, True, true leader, vision

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the leaders are just meh? Well, look no further because Nick is here to shake things up and become the true Leader of our movement! Join our server and witness Nick’s epic rise to power as he conquers the virtual world with his unmatched skills and charisma. Who needs diamonds when you have Nick leading the way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history in the making – join now and witness the legend of Nick unfold before your very eyes!

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

edge cases, IT, linux, loonix, lx zones, MacOS, Migration, Minecraft, MOVED, omnios, openbsd, Operating systems, smp, software, solaris, SUN chads, Technology, Theo autist, tim based, Unix, UNIX systems, windows, workloads

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Gaming, Hunter, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, Monster, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Sunbreak

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

Fired Boss Minecraft Server

anxiety, ARMS, Boss, Communication, Conflict, coping, Cuts, discrimination, Empathy, FIRED, firing, medication, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, resolution, self harm, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Workplace

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	293	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5131	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAXR.MCMCMC.NET

””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	3010	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!