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ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected. -
WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP
The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
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CraftyCoincidence
Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)! -
RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo! -
AlzCraft: Forget Me Not
so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?
join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!
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Throat
Welcome to Ezartla!
IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny
Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.
play.ezartla.com
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OldSchool Factions Beta
Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.
147.135.31.40:25666
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VapeCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally! -
SwingShiftGamerMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?
And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).