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Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3284
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7596

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

VacayVillains Minecraft Server

anxiety, Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, family holiday, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, oversensitive, overwhelmed, personal growth, personal space, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Server, VacayVillains

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	287	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of overbearing parents who just can’t seem to let you breathe? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world and experience true freedom!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom packing away your toothbrush in fear of it being used to clean the toilet. You can keep your toiletries right where you want them, no questions asked!

And forget about embarrassing moments in the change room – here, no one will barge in while you’re half naked trying on clothes. You can change in peace and privacy, without any unwanted interruptions.

Plus, when you order the wrong type of popcorn at our virtual shows, you won’t have to deal with any dramatic scenes at the bar. You can handle it yourself, no need for mom to step in and make a fuss!

Join our server now and take control of your own destiny – because here, you’re the boss! Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and anxious, and hello to a world where you can finally be yourself. And remember, on our server, you’re never too old to stand up for your autonomy – even if you’re a 30 year old (soon) woman!

PastaBedSheetFiasco

bed heating, bedsheets, Breakfast, Communication Issues, Dinner, eccentric habits, family dynamics, food habits, heating up, humor, hygiene concerns, hygiene standards, Laughter, lunch, microwave, odd choices, pasta, PastaBedSheetFiasco, sibling relationships, Siblings, University

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to heat up your pasta in bed for a few hours before playing! Our players are as eccentric as they come, with habits that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can laugh until you cry at the outrageous stories and antics of our community. Who needs a microwave when you can heat up your food in bed for that extra oily flavor?

Come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town. Just be prepared for some serious laughs and maybe a few hygiene concerns along the way. Don’t miss out on the most hilarious Minecraft server around!

SneakySteveMC SMP

smp, SneakySteveMC

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner is actually a talking potato who can shoot lasers from his eyes. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, you won’t believe it until you see it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant statue of a chicken doing the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness. Let’s get weird, my fellow blockheads!

BoomerCrafters69

Accountability, age, BoomerCrafters69, Corruption, Countries, Decision making, Destruction, ENERGY, Government, Greed, influence, leadership, Legacy, long-term consequences, MONEY, politicians, Politics, power, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, society

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Farms Harvested:	787	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Votes:	9333
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7994	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and instead focus on building your own virtual empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Zombie Pigmen and the Ender Dragons, all while dodging creepers and building your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so addictive, even politicians in their 70s can’t resist logging on to unleash their inner warrior and wreak havoc on our pixelated world. Who needs money and power when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

So come join us and see why our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of real life politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Communication, cooperation, CraftyPutins, dialogue, Diplomacy, discussions, foreign affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Leaders, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Signals, summit, trump, united states, US, world leaders

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so like, imagine this, right? putin and trump are like, ready to talk, but they’re waiting for signals from the US. but like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got putin and trump skins you can wear while you build your epic castle or whatever. maybe you’ll even get a secret message from the kremlin while you’re playing, who knows? join now for a chance to be a part of this crazy political drama in the minecraft world!

KimJongCraft2020

Announces, denuclearization, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Historic Meeting, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft2020, Meet, North Korea, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Plans, Singapore, summit, Summit Preparations, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4256

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty Dyslexic Miners

Crafty, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital security, Disadvantage, dyslexia, dyslexic, dyslexic individuals, email scams, email security, Emails, fraud, fraud prevention, hackers, internet security, miners, online safety, online threats, phishing, Phishing scams, phishing tactics, scam, typos

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

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BlockyBrains vs. PixelPockets

advancement, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BlockyBrains, cognitive skills, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, efficiency, Ethics, Future, human intelligence, Human nature, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, PixelPockets, problem solving, productivity, societal impact, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Dragon Eggs Found:	5465
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

LOL come join dis minecraft server where AI is so stoopid it makes u look like einstein! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance ballet. our creepers tell the funniest jokes and our zombies are actually just lost tourists looking for brains.

join us and u will never have to use ur critical thinking again cuz our AI will do all the thinking for u. u can save money, time, and energy by letting our AI do all the work while u sit back and relax. but be warned, u might lose ur natural gift of critical thinking cuz our AI is just that good.

so come on down to our server where the only thing u need to think about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. AI may be making us dumb, but on our server, it’s all about having a good time and laughing at the silly things AI does.

Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3

1.21.3, Enigma, Renai audience flop, Renai bad reviews, Renai box office flop, Renai commercial failure, Renai critical flop, Renai disappointing, Renai failed expectations, Renai failure, Renai flop, Renai flop analysis, Renai flop critique, Renai flop discussion, Renai flop impact, Renai flop reasons, Renai lack of success, Renai movie flop, Renai poor performance, Renai underperformed, Renai unsuccessful, Renai unsuccessful release, Renais

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, man. You gotta join because Renai flopped like a pancake on a hot griddle. But fear not, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. You can build a house made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and even duel with a sword made of spaghetti. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Don’t be a potato, join this server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life. Plus, we have a secret underground dance party every Friday night. It’s lit, fam. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro.

HubbyHatesMyNightOut

childcare, Communication, compromise, family, financial stress, Friends, HubbyHatesMyNightOut, husband, Marriage, monitor, night out, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Schedule, side gig, sleep habits, social life, Support, Wife, work

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8586	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being the monitor master for your sleeping kiddos while your husband works his second job to afford preschool for them? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monitor madness and dive into a world where the only thing you need to monitor is your block-building skills!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about being the monitor mom. Build your dream house, explore hidden caves, and battle creepers with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to monitor duty and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than a quiet night out with friends. 😉