Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than your wife’s new hotwife phase? Look no further! Join our server where we build giant phallic structures and roleplay as Minecraft’s horniest villagers.
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is blushing. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and scandalous love triangles that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as steamy as a Nether portal on a hot summer day. Just remember to keep your armor on, things tend to get a little…risque around here.
Welcome to the most ridiculously entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, in a Minecraft world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Little did they know, this portal would transport them to a realm where cuckoldry reigns supreme. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this realm, you will battle it out in epic royale fashion to claim the title of the ultimate cuckoo king or queen!
Join VCR today and experience mind-blowing battles, outrageous challenges, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, our server is equipped with the latest virtual reality technology that will transport you into a world like no other.
So what are you waiting for? Join VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!
Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to:
– Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids
– Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest
– Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff
– Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character
– Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!)
– Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?)
– Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes
– Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes
– Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us)
– Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world)
– Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of genetics and attraction are turned upside down for your entertainment!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s desires change based on their fertility levels. Will you be the fit and superior genes that high fertility women desire, or will you provide the stability and resources that low fertility women crave?
But beware, birth control may trick women’s bodies into thinking they’re pregnant, leading to unexpected twists and turns in the game. Who knew that stopping contraceptive use could affect a woman’s satisfaction in marriage based on her husband’s attractiveness?
And let’s not forget about the men with high genetic fitness who may not commit to providing for their children. It’s survival of the fittest in this server, where women’s natural instincts may lead to some unexpected outcomes. Will you be the committed man raising another man’s children, or will you fall victim to the age-old strategy of cuckolding?
Join us on this wild ride of genetic manipulation, attraction games, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what surprises await you in this crazy Minecraft world!
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!
If you are interested in incremental / progression games like cookie clicker, you’ll love our new Minecraft server Incremental Prisons. We bring an incremental twist to Minecraft with unique skills, boss fights, abilities, etc. After a year of work, we are finally released.
Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
We’re looking for some new, mature, non-toxic players to join us on this unique twist of SMP. CrateSMP give absolute freedom for the player on what and where they want to build, there are no claim blocks or any kind of protection agianst pvp, but the spawn. CrateSMP has automatic koth events, weekend events, custom items, ranks, cpvp zones, afk areas, friendly community, giveaways and more. We are always looking for staff!
SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.
Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.
Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.
The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 450 deaths/bans. “Hardcore Anarchy” provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. What sets this server apart from the others? Check out our badass leaderboards website https://hardcoreanarchy.gay/showcasing just which player is the biggest degenerate.
Is the website not enough between us and your favorite hypixel bedwars server? Well how about a three day ban to go along with that death of yours? This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas.
There is exactly one known female player currently on our server with over 10 days of playtime. Four Withers currently haunt spawn, with the bloodthirsty “2CB Twippin 420” on a bit of a streak Only a handful of the baddest minecraft Steve’s have lasted longer than a day without dying. So if you’re reading this and think you can last longer, heh…I doubt it shakes head.
Our intention is a long term world, with a slow world border expansion as new 1.X updates are released. Currently, we’re running 1.20.2with a world border set at 15k in every direction. Our server is hosted in Ashburn, VAon the eastern seaboard of the USA.
While we’re a small-ish community (usually between 30 and 80 total active members)the admin staff is passionate about keeping the server going and providing as many quality of life options as possible. On top of having a Survival server, we also have a Creative server with world edit, as well as an Event server on standby for (a hopeful!) monthly UHC, community planned events, or the occasional mod-pack. Bluemap runs on both Creative and Survival, as well as a discord Chat Bot.
Don’t be a dick. I really think this kind of sums up all the rules, but I’ll spell it out.
Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief. See rule 1.
We’re a strict 21+ server. We are not child friendly. Swearing is fine, within reason. If that makes you uncomfortable, we are not the place for you.
PVP is turned on. This is not an excuse to be an asshole and snipe people. Play fair, help the loser pick up their stuff, and return all the things. See rule 1.
No hacking. No x-ray. No duping. No forcefield. Whatever might give you an unfair advantage.
Pranking is fine, within reason. Don’t destroy someone’s shit, or cover it with TNT and call it a prank.
In your application, please include your favorite breed of cat.
Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and don’t leave dirt towers around. We all have to live here, let’s try to keep it pretty looking.
Sign your stuff, keep the server easy to navigate.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world. Just don’t. It never goes well. Under the end portal please.
Other Important Details
– No Enderman Griefing
– End Dragon drops an elytra, egg, and head
– AFK Detection
– Custom Trapdoor, bark block, stair, and carpet recipes.
– Back to Blocks
– Renewable Coral
– Many custom recipes
– Mending and Infinity on bows
– And a nametag mob silencer
– Universal Dyeing
– CoordinatesHUD
– Armor Stand Book
– Custom Head Selling Villagers
– All mobs have a chance of dropping heads
– Custom PVE group boss and single player dungeons.
– Fast Leaf Decay
– Redstone and Terracotta Wrenches
– Villager Workstation Highlights
– PVP Head Drop
– Craftable Light Blocks
More info on the above, or an application can be found on our Discord.
Minisur is a new minecraft whitelsied smp. Server has modified vanilla mechanics, custom food and voice chat. We looking for interesting members to join.
Welcome to our Anarchy Server. No mods, no admins, just raw survival in a world of chaos. There’s no fancy plugins or ranks here. You’re here to face the anarchy head-on
