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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9602 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 625101 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.