Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!
Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.
Have you ever wanted to share your wildest cuck fantasies with like-minded players? Or perhaps you’re more interested in cuckolding others by stealing their Waifurs in the game. Either way, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner cuck master.
In our previous threads, players have shared epic tales of betrayal, heartbreak, and ultimate cuckery. From stealing Waifurs in the dead of night to setting up elaborate cuck traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world of virtual cuckery like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cuck champion of our Minecraft server!
we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and serve the best space juice you’ve ever tasted. trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you step foot in there.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty chill until you try to steal his gold. then he goes full-on beast mode and starts spitting out glitter bombs. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.
plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only move to the beat of dubstep music. it’s a real challenge to get past them, but totally worth it for the loot.
so come join us on this wacky adventure and see what kind of madness awaits you. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. oh, and maybe some snacks too, cuz you’re gonna be here for a while.
We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).
We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).
So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!
join our server for a wild ride of ups and downs, twists and turns! one minute u could be building a beautiful castle with ur friends, the next u could be fighting off a horde of zombies together!
we believe in variability, not stability, just like in romantic relationships. who wants boring and predictable when u can have exciting and unpredictable?! join us and see where the adventure takes u!
so come on, join our server and let’s see if our relationship can withstand the bad and enjoy the good together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, but isn’t that what makes life fun?!
| Description | Fresh, new nations SMP centred on having fun, building lore, and nation relations. |
|---|---|
| Supported Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Features | Custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, player-run economy through chest shops |
| Contact Us | Discord Server | Discord: isleptwithjesus |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the main focus of the server? | The main focus is on having fun, building lore, and nation relations. |
| Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, there are custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, and player-run economy through chest shops. |
| How can I join the server’s Discord? | You can join the Discord server by clicking on the link provided above or by contacting isleptwithjesus on Discord. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!
If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!
On our server, you can create your own rules and live by them without anyone telling you what to do. Want to share a bed with your girlfriend before marriage? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself to show your dominance? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless on our server.
Join now and show your girlfriend’s parents that you are the master of your own destiny, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t let anyone dictate your vacation plans – take control and have some fun with us!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
