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Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5845	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

DivorceCraft – Not My Fault

Affair, aita, anger, cousin, culture, Difficult, Divorce, DivorceCraft, family, Fault, financial situation, incarceration, insult, ISOLATED, Kids, Police, reconnect, relationship, Resentment, social media, Talk, uncle

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ores Mined:	4071
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	77

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!

BeeMineCraftServer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of being in relationships that are as stable as a creeper in a minefield? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to love and hello to blocks! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about dating and focus on building the perfect castle instead. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe in hand? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovestruck player who died trying to impress their crush with a redstone contraption. So if you want to avoid a similar fate, come join us and embrace the single life in style!

RenewableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	30927
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Yo, bros and broettes! come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got renewable energy up the wazoo! like, did you know that over 50% of public electricity in the EU comes from renewables now? that’s like, totally rad, dude!

Join our server and harness the power of windmills and solar panels to build the most lit creations ever! imagine a world where creeper explosions are powered by clean, green energy – it’s like, mind-blowing, man!

Plus, we got crazy mini-games where you can race against your friends using only renewable energy sources! who needs gas-guzzling cars when you can ride a solar-powered minecart to victory?

So, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the renewable revolution! let’s save the planet, one block at a time!

RocketRaidersMC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	4864
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rockets flying everywhere like Hamas in Khan Yunis, but like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? Imagine dodging rockets while building your epic castle, it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually exploding, bro. Plus, our community is lit AF, like a party in a creeper-infested cave. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

LockOpenCraft

Concept, confusion, contemplation, Door, Interpretation, introspection, Lock, LockOpenCraft, Logic, Mind, misunderstanding, Observation, Open, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, Reality, Reflection, thinking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!

our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!

explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.

join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Realmportal: Where even the creepers are enchanted with magical RPG powers! Join now for a dazzling adventure in 1.20.4

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Features
Choose a class with various skills
Level up RPG style and craft unique items
Battle diverse mobs and challenge new bosses
Descend into massive dungeons
Fly on dragons and explore new biomes
Engage in player shops, auctions and factories
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims
QOL features like player warps, /sethome, /tpa
Immersive experience with new textures, models, and sounds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I choose my class?	Yes, players can choose a class with various skills.
Are there bosses to challenge?	Yes, there are over 40 new bosses to challenge.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server.
What kind of economy features are available?	Players can engage in player shops, auctions, and factories.
Are there protection features for my possessions?	Yes, players can protect their fortress and riches with land claims.
Is there a resource pack required to play?	Yes, players can simply accept the resource pack on join.
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where a mysterious woman will approach you and offer you a spot in her harem because she thinks you’re cute! Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now for a chance to live out your wildest harem dreams in the virtual world. Just watch out for jealous creepers trying to ruin your fun!

ArcticRain Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2465
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s colder than your ex’s heart, wetter than a soggy sponge, cozier than a Snuggie, safer than a bank vault, and friendlier than a Golden Retriever on Prozac? Look no further, because our server has all that and more!

Join us and experience the thrill of building snow forts in the tundra, splashing around in our endless rain showers, snuggling up by the virtual fireplace in our cozy cabins, feeling as secure as a baby in a crib with our top-notch security measures, and making friends faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to the coldest, wettest, coziest, safest, and friendliest place in all of Minecraft!

BBQBlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of your husband inviting all his work buddies over to your house for a BBQ without even asking you first? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual sanctuary away from nosy coworkers and intrusive medical assistants.

On our server, you can create a massive castle surrounded by lava moats and guard dogs to keep out unwanted guests. You can even set up booby traps to deter anyone trying to invade your personal space. And if your husband tries to invite his work friends to your virtual home, just hit him with a virtual diamond sword and send him packing!

So if you’re tired of feeling guilted into hosting awkward gatherings at your real-life house, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as private and introverted as you want. Plus, we have a strict “no coworkers allowed” policy, so you can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet in your own virtual world. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests invading your personal space!