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CraftingAddict

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	2341
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1980	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

CraftyHackerzUnited

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Votes:	6999	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1064
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Animals Bred:	42
Crops Grown:	2595	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ores Mined:	2156
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

VapeCraftersMC

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, covid safety, customer behavior, dining out, fast food, indoor dining, Manners, Outdoor Dining, personal space, public spaces, Respect, restaurant behavior, restaurant etiquette, social norms, Tex-Mex, vape etiquette, VapeCraftersMC, Vaping

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Towns Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.