cubbyhole – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server
50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).
But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).
So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

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Mite Evolution: The Meselson Effect
Chromosome copies, effect, Evolution, Long-term persistence, Meselson, Meselson effect, millions of years, Mite, mites, Oribatid mites, sex
yo, come join our minecraft server where we got mites that have survived for millions of years WITHOUT SEX. like, what even?? these mites be evolving like crazy, with their two chromosome copies doing some freaky independent evolution shiz. it’s like the mites are on some next level stuff, thanks to the ‘Meselson effect’.
if you wanna see some insane evolution in action, come join us on the server. who needs sex when you got mites defying all odds and surviving for millions of years? it’s like a soap opera, but with mites. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and witness the mite evolution extravaganza!

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Solarion SMP

armor stands, Casino, Community, Discord, Economy, Event, games, Grief Protection, Mature, Nether, player heads, Plots, Portal, Redstone, shopping, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, voice chat, Web map, Whitelist

About Season 5
Season 5 started at midnight 1/10/25. We had 45 players for launch, ranging from 25-40 players currently. This season has a naturally formed a couple of factions, but we have a lot of solo-basers as well. Lively voice chats, people always chatting, active community. We have a diamond economy/player-ran/plot-based shopping district and a games district nearby. If you’re into cool redstone games or casinos, come check out our gaming district, where players can add whatever games they want! We have a community center with mailboxes and a starter area upstairs, and an Event sign-up area! Join us for our newest event, build battle for our nether portal at shopping district!
18+ Community
Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or a newcomer looking for a multiplayer adventure, we welcome you to join our community! Server is hosted from AZ, US but we have players from all around the globe!
Datapacks
There are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server, but we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads – Players always drop their head when killed by another player. Mobs have a chance of dropping their heads when killed by a player. Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort. Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death. Simple VoiceChat – Optional but Encouraged! Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other. Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands & make item frames invisible! PlayerSleep – Only 10% of online players needs to sleep to skip the night. We offer a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of the world in your web browser.

🌼 Join Us! 🌼

To request to join our server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules & put effort into your application so we can get to know you better! In the event that your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

https://discord.gg/solarion

ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4
1.20.4, Authenticity, depth of character, emotional depth, facade, false-self, identity crisis, inner turmoil, Insecurity, introspection, lack of authenticity, Land, performative, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Shallow, ShallowCraft, Superficiality, true self
Join our Minecraft server and escape the existential crisis of your shallow and performative life!
Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!
Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!
Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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Neighborly Crafters 1.21.4
1.21.4, Crafters, list, long tail, Manga, Neighborly, starts.., tags, Title, tonari
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like when the manga title starts with ‘tonari…’ – you know it’s gonna be epic and full of surprises!
Dude, on this server, you’ll be living next to some crazy builds that will blow your mind! It’s like stepping into a whole new world of creativity and madness.
And let me tell you, the community here is lit AF! You’ll be making friends left and right, bonding over your love for all things blocky and pixelated.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ‘tonari…’ magic for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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Block World Odyssey 1.21.4
#venting, 1.21.4, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, b.., BLOCK, cyberbullying, Digital culture, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, imageboard, internet, memes, Negativity, odyssey, Online Community, online interaction, social media, SUCKS, Today, toxic behavior, trolling, world
Yo, forget about /b/, come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the most daring players can find.
Our staff members are all trained in the ancient art of meme magic, so you know you’ll be in good hands.
Plus, our custom mini-games will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about whatever nonsense is happening on /b/ right now.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some chaos together!

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StrangeSMPObservations
Abnormal, anomaly, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Curious, excepțional, eXtraordinary, Observation, ODDITY, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Phenomenon, quirky, rare, strange, StrangeSMPObservations, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a crazy circus of chaos and fun! Like, one time I saw a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies. Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they only play dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyLoveSleepers
CraftyLoveSleepers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action happens – in the bedroom! That’s right, on our server, colleagues are constantly sleeping together in the most scandalous ways possible. From secret rendezvous in the mines to steamy encounters in the Nether, you never know what kind of workplace romance you’ll stumble upon next. So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, come join us and see where the night takes you!

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SlovakiaCraft – Rallying for Fun! Minecraft Server
activism, anti-Russia, Cities, Civil unrest, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, Europe, Fun, Government, mass protest, Minecraft, opposition, pm, Political, political shift, protest, public dissent, public outcry, rallies, rallying, russia, Server, Slovakia, SlovakiaCraft
OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF, like more lit than 100,000 peeps in Slovakia protesting against their PM or sumthin. we got rallies in 20 cities, like who even knew Slovakia had 20 cities, amirite? come join us and be part of da revolution, but like, in Minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and u might even run into Putin himself (jk, but wouldn’t that be wild?). so what u waiting for? join now and let’s show dat PM who’s boss, one block at a time!

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PixelPalsCraft
aid programs, Assistance, Diplomacy, economic support, egypt, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, global affairs, Government, halt, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, orders, PixelPalsCraft, policy, Politics, restrictions, united states, US
lol u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we give out diamonds like they’re candy on halloween? well u better hop on quick cuz we got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible for 69 minutes (nice). plus, we got a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian that takes u on a wild ride through the nether.
oh and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in designated areas so don’t worry about your precious builds getting wrecked. join us now and experience the madness for yourself, just make sure to bring your sense of humor cuz things get wacky around here.

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Aquatic Oasis Craft
Aquatic, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, aquatic environment, aquatic habitats, aquatic life, aquatic species, Craft, marine biodiversity, marine ecology, marine ecosystem, marine habitats, marine life, marine organisms, natural habitat, Oasis, oceanic environment, underwater creatures, underwater habitats, underwater world, water creatures, water dwelling animals, water environment
come join our epic minecraft server where water creatures rule the land! forget about boring old land animals, we have dolphins riding pigs, squids building castles, and turtles leading armies!
dive into the depths of our underwater world and discover hidden treasures, secret caves, and ancient ruins. swim with the sharks, battle the sea monsters, and ride on the backs of giant squids.
on land, things are just as wild. chickens can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! climb to the top of our floating mountains, explore our enchanted forests, and build your own kingdom in the clouds.
join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever created. who needs boring old land when you can have a world where anything is possible? come make a splash with us today!

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