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Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, confront stepmom, dad upset, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, feeling bad, ignoring stepmom, lock my room, Minecraft, not spoken, personal space, room keys, room privacy, RoomLockOut, Server, stay at friend’s, stepmom upset, uncomfortable situation, upset family, weekend plans

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, family, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, partner, Partnership, Qualities, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, wife material, WifeMatMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	180
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.

So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

BlockyTherapy, Bro, Checkup, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health awareness month, mental health check-in, mental health checkup, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, wellbeing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8609
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

RussellBentleyCraft

Activist, American, brutality, Conflict, death, fighter, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Military, News, Political, Pro-Kremlin, Russell Bentley, RussellBentleyCraft, Russian soldiers, Tortured, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185
Invisible Walls Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride!

Crafty Diddit Server

alter ego, artist, Celebrity, Crafty, Diddit, Entertainment, Fame, Hip Hop, Identity, Marketing, Music (Industry), music career, name change, p diddy, P. Diddit, Persona, public image, rapper, rebranding, Sean Combs, Server, stage name, stage persona

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Farms Harvested:	318	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got llamas wearin top hats, creepers doin the cha cha slide, n chickens playin poker with the ender dragon. u think dat’s crazy? well wait til u see our secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their best dance moves. plus, we got a special guest appearance from herobrine himself, who’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most wild ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Panda Stem Cell Party

animal conservation, Biodiversity, breeding, Cell, cell differentiation, cell manipulation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, giant panda, Panda, Party, regenerative medicine, reproductive technology, researchers, scientists, skin cells, species preservation, species sustainability, STEM, stem cells, wildlife preservation, Wildlife research

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported into a world where giant pandas are like, the rulers. they’re everywhere, just chillin and eatin bamboo like there’s no tomorrow.

but get this, the scientists on this server have figured out how to turn giant panda skin cells into stem cells. stem cells, dude. you know, the ones that can become any kind of cell in the body? yeah, those ones.

now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, imagine being able to breed more giant pandas with these super special stem cells. you could have an army of giant pandas at your disposal, ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come your way.

so, if you’re into pandas, science, and all things epic, then you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to create the ultimate giant panda army and rule the server with bamboo in hand.

CrypticBeds

Bedwars, cracked clients, CrypticBeds, Gamemodes, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, premium clients, PvP, Server, unique experience

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	8879	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	54
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

CrypticBeds is a BedWars server where both premium and cracked clients can play and enjoy. This server offers a unique experience, with many new gamemodes coming soon.

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Join SupernaLuna2.0 for a lunar-tic time on this Semi-Vanilla server running Java 1.21!

Adult, Community, Discord, Economy, Griefing, java, Jobs, Join, lunartic, MCMMO, PvP, Ranks, Roles, Rtp, Running, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, stealing, SupernaLuna2.0, Time, Veinminer, Warps, x-ray

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
IP Address	Play.Supernaluna.Com

Greetings from the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to embark on epic journeys with us. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, or just like to hang out, our server has something for everyone.

Visit Discord: https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
Consensual PvP
No x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server!
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please refer to the Important Rules section above for our server rules.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We have various plugins including McMMO, Economy, Jobs, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord server.
Can I contact someone for help?	You can contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord for any questions or assistance.

Honorary Med Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become an honorary /med/ member of the Black Sea countries! Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!