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No to Creepers

10. standing firm, 11. saying no to peer pressure, 12. saying no to toxic relationships, 13. saying no to unhealthy habits, 14. saying no to negativity, 15. saying no to procrastination, 16. saying no to self-doubt, 17. saying no to fear, 18. saying no to excuses, 19. saying no to mediocrity, 2. always saying no, 20. saying no to settling for less., 3. refusing, 4. turning down, 5. rejecting, 6. denying, 7. declining, 8. saying no to certain things, 9. setting boundaries, CREEPERS, saying no

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1308
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Say no to boring servers and say yes to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Farms Harvested:	690
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	464
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1767
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	187
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9006
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	2065
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
New Chunks Explored:	914005	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Ores Mined:	5012	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?