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Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Potions Brewed:	198
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	1536
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	128	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	724	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	182	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	110
Dragon Eggs Found:	8985	Love Letters Sent:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!