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Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	435399
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	181
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Star Shards Collected:	210
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	832166	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5721	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	122
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	4890	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

LevelsFREE RANKClaimingLag-free

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7219	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Star Shards Collected:	271	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

50MilliMinecraft SMP

50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!