| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8252 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 989210 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4321 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 999 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 152 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6772 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 951 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7367 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9151 | Emeralds Found: | 6784 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 218 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4448 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 245 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
