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CraftyKremlinCrisis

Conflict, CraftyKremlinCrisis, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, escalation, european union, government action, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political tension, Russian region, sanctions, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute, Ukraine attack

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BirdBrainsCarBuffet

adaptation, bird behavior, bird populations, bird species, BirdBrainsCarBuffet, cars, decline in insect populations, ecological study, environmental impact, foraging behavior, future behavior, global phenomenon, insect foraging, insects, residual brain size, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environment, urban wildlife, urbanization, wildlife behavior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Emeralds Found:	6820	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution

CreationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	55506	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

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Elden-Craft

Arena, Bosses, construction, Cracked versions, Crafts, dark souls, Dungeon, Economy, elden ring, Elden-Craft, enemies, Equipment, Events, Factions, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, pvp tournaments, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Treasure Hunts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Nom : Elden-Craft IP : elden-craft.omgcraft.fr:10004 Version : 1.21 Cracked versions: Allowed Main features: PvP Factions: Form alliances, build your fortress and dominate your enemies. Dark Souls/Elden Ring Inspired World: Explore fascinating and dangerous landscapes. Fearsome Enemies and Bosses: Face monstrous creatures and terrifying bosses. Equipment and Magic: Use an arsenal of powerful weapons and spells. Crafts and Construction: Build your house and shop on private plots. Regular Events: Participate in PvP tournaments and treasure hunts. Coming soon: Dedicated PvP arena and dungeon system with special rewards. Join us now: elden-craft.omgcraft.fr:10004

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, character design, Character development, character evolution, character growth, cultural analysis, Diversity, FANTASY, japanese animation, long nose, Manga, Minecraft, one piece, Progression, racial representation, Server, shonen jump, skin tone, storytelling, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, world-building

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Usopp gets PROGRESSIVELY whiter as time goes by! That’s right, you’ll never know what shade of white he’ll be next!

Join us for the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and maybe even uncover the mystery behind it. Who knows, maybe Usopp is secretly a ghost or an alien experimenting with different skin tones. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and unpredictable server.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a hidden underwater city filled with talking dolphins, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PixelPerfectPaparazzi Minecraft SMP

best cameras, camera accessories, camera brands, camera comparison, camera features, camera lenses, camera models, camera options, camera recommendations, camera reviews, camera specs, Minecraft, outdoor adventures, outdoor cameras, outdoor gear, outdoor lighting, outdoor photography, outdoor settings, photography equipment, Photography gear, photography tips, PixelPerfectPaparazzi, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of taking blurry selfies while exploring the great outdoors in Minecraft? Look no further, because our SMP has the best cameras for capturing all your epic moments! Our cameras are so advanced, they can even capture the elusive Ender Dragon in perfect clarity. Join us and never miss a snapshot-worthy moment again!

PickMeUpCraft

appreciate, Argument, Communication, driving anxiety, Late, long shift, misunderstanding, MONEY, NAP, no show, pick me up, PickMeUpCraft, Promise, public transport, relationship, stressful, Support, Transportation, Uber, UNFAIR, Wife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	4159	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!

AntiSocialHabitzMC SMP

annoying habits, AntiSocialHabitzMC, common annoyances, irritating habits, Manners, personal space, Pet Peeves, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social customs, social etiquette, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social habits, social interactions, social irritations, social norms, social pet peeves, societal norms

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of constantly being judged for not following the unwritten rules of social interaction? Do you want a place where you can be your true, weird self without fear of being ostracized? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where burping loudly at the dinner table is not only accepted, but encouraged. Where wearing mismatched socks is considered a fashion statement. Where the only social norm is to be as bizarre and outlandish as possible.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that it has been known to block out the sun. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your freak flag fly high!

PixelDisappoint

anticipation, awkward, awkwardness, Disappointment, discomfort, dissatisfaction, Expectations, false excitement, less enjoyable, let down, misleading excitement, overhyped, PixelDisappoint, reality check, regret, sexual activity, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwhelming, underwhelming experience, unfulfilling, Unsatisfying

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

StressCraft – AFib Edition

AFib, atrial fibrillation, cardiovascular health, chronic stress, Edition, Heart Disease, heart health, high stress, increased risk, irregular heart rhythm, job satisfaction, job strain, job stress, job-related health risks, low reward, mental health, occupational stress, physical health, Stress Management, StressCraft, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace health

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Crops Grown:	9961

join this epic minecraft server where stress is banned and hearts are always in rhythm! if you work a stressful job, come chill with us and reduce your risk of atrial fibrillation by 97%! our virtual world is filled with relaxing activities like building sandcastles, riding unicorns, and battling evil chickens. plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel stressed again! so come on, join us and keep your heart happy and healthy while having a blast in our wacky minecraft universe!