Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389”

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and units!

Join now and get 50 free recruits to start off your adventure. And don’t forget to claim the passcode “Fatima” for exclusive rewards!

But wait, there’s more! Our SSR units include Lee Yumi, Chinatsu, Sky, Lulu, Luna, and Sanae – all ready to kick some blocky butt. And if that’s not enough, we have ASSR units like Felix, Mavka, Joo Shiyoon, and Replacer Queen to add some spice to your gameplay.

Need resources? We got you covered with our handy guides and spreadsheets for all your raiding and trimming needs. Plus, join one of our global consortiums like HildFriends, Prestissimo, or RosariaPits for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

Architects, AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, Economy, Griefers, Griefing, guides, HACKING, Join, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, multiple worlds, Player Trading, real, redstone contraptions, rules, smp, Spamming, Survival, teleport commands, Xray

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	286	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3673	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ores Mined:	5324
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

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